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  1. if less is more, then lessons are morons.
  2. you only live once. unless the buddhists are right. then you can relax more.
  3. i am a fan of misinterpretive dance.
  4. @Hank_Thompson okay, then which came first, the chicken's father or the road's father? (PS trick question: the highway is adopted.)
  5. which came first, the chicken or the road?
  6. i have a bum leg. a bit bulky to carry around, but just as lucky as a rabbit's foot. (it helped me get away with dismembering a bum.)
  7. the book "the giving tree" was given to us by an actual giving tree.
  8. a wise person once said to me, "my foot itches." (wise people aren't just saying wise things all the time, apparently.)
  9. so it's settled, sometimes "or" means "and/or," so the slash in "and/or" means "and/or." so you can just use a slash, and/or "and/or."
  10. @Inventrix if i say "it will rain tomorrow or the next day," that actually means "and/or," doesn't it? it could rain both and still be true.
  11. @Inventrix but "inclusive or" does exist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... (that's why we use "inclusive" and/or "exclusive")
  12. @Inventrix but when "and/or" is verbalized as "and or or," the middle "or" itself can mean "and/or," can't it? or not? and/or not?
  13. does the slash in the middle of "and/or" mean "and" or "or"? or does it mean "and/or"?
  14. getting rid of sexist practices in china would be no small feet.
  15. i have a phonographic memory. it's sort of scratchy, and when i remember certain things backwards, it's the devil.
  16. if you make a ghost costume by poking eyeholes in a sheet, don't be wasteful; you can reuse it later for a hassidic threesome.
  17. someone told me i shouldn't see the movie 'milk' because i'm a vegan. someone else told me i should, because being a vegan is gay.
  18. is how one feels about the nature/nurture debate learned or inherited?
  19. i like to think of wolf blitzer as a guy who blitzes wolves.
  20. this girl i met at a blood drive wasn't my type.