myqkaplan
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if less is more, then lessons are morons.
about 23 hours ago
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you only live once. unless the buddhists are right. then you can relax more.
6:41 AM Nov 23rd
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i am a fan of misinterpretive dance.
6:18 AM Nov 22nd
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@ okay, then which came first, the chicken's father or the road's father? (PS trick question: the highway is adopted.)
1:03 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to Hank_Thompson
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which came first, the chicken or the road?
7:44 AM Nov 21st
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i have a bum leg. a bit bulky to carry around, but just as lucky as a rabbit's foot. (it helped me get away with dismembering a bum.)
8:02 AM Nov 20th
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the book "the giving tree" was given to us by an actual giving tree.
9:21 AM Nov 19th
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a wise person once said to me, "my foot itches." (wise people aren't just saying wise things all the time, apparently.)
9:45 AM Nov 18th
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so it's settled, sometimes "or" means "and/or," so the slash in "and/or" means "and/or." so you can just use a slash, and/or "and/or."
9:22 AM Nov 17th
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@ if i say "it will rain tomorrow or the next day," that actually means "and/or," doesn't it? it could rain both and still be true.
8:05 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to Inventrix
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@ but "inclusive or" does exist: (that's why we use "inclusive" and/or "exclusive")
7:49 AM Nov 17th
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@ but when "and/or" is verbalized as "and or or," the middle "or" itself can mean "and/or," can't it? or not? and/or not?
7:40 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to Inventrix
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does the slash in the middle of "and/or" mean "and" or "or"? or does it mean "and/or"?
7:25 AM Nov 17th
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getting rid of sexist practices in china would be no small feet.
7:44 AM Nov 16th
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i have a phonographic memory. it's sort of scratchy, and when i remember certain things backwards, it's the devil.
7:08 AM Nov 15th
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if you make a ghost costume by poking eyeholes in a sheet, don't be wasteful; you can reuse it later for a hassidic threesome.
7:04 AM Nov 14th
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someone told me i shouldn't see the movie 'milk' because i'm a vegan. someone else told me i should, because being a vegan is gay.
6:35 AM Nov 13th
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is how one feels about the nature/nurture debate learned or inherited?
5:34 PM Nov 12th
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i like to think of wolf blitzer as a guy who blitzes wolves.
10:44 AM Nov 11th
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this girl i met at a blood drive wasn't my type.
3:14 PM Nov 10th
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- Name myq kaplan
- Location NYC, Boston, miscellaneous
- Web http://www.myqkap...
- Bio comedian, friendly, vegan, atheist, optimist, dorky, awesome, human
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