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Yelled "NINJA!" while swatting a fly then realized that was un-ninja-like and felt like an idiot.about 11 hours agofrom Chirpr
Walked into the bathroom and saw a black, shadowy figure outside the window. Made me not want to pee...for the rest of the night.7:39 AM Dec 17thfrom Chirpr
Okay, I've officially turned into one of those people that has coffee every day. I add milk with mine. Coffee alone makes me gag.2:56 PM Dec 10thfrom Chirpr
Dear God: Thank you for letting me eat whatever junk food I can cram in my mouth and still keep my slim figure. Eternally yours, Nando3:36 PM Dec 7thfrom Chirpr
I take a multivitamin called Vitamount but I'll forget the name & call it Viagra. Now my parents & my sister ask me if I've taken my Viagra.9:17 AM Dec 7thfrom web
Just finished watching "The Fourth Kind." That was a very creepy and spooky film. I liked it. lol I'm gonna have nightmares now, dammit.9:16 PM Dec 6thfrom web