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  1. Let's make a folk-rap group called "Youthful Caucasian Adolescents." -Me
  2. Maybe if everyone listened to a little more pure 80s dance music there would be more happiness in the world. -Dragon Scales
  3. We should go sledding off your roof. -Morgan Howard
  4. Happy New Year.
  5. That's a good Omega Dog! -Mom
  6. Do you know who Sirius Black is? -Mom Yeah. He is one of the four horsemen from Harry Potter. -Dad
  7. Deer, fawn, wolf and dog. -Dad
  8. You're not Billy Mays! Get out of here! -Me
  9. Hang on, I have to let the goat out. -Mom
  10. They already made a movie about me. It's called 'Ninja Assassin'. -Dragon Scales
  11. He's so hot when he's concerned. -Alexa Efron
  12. I wish you would read Wicked. Then I could talk to you about stuff like Quadlings and Munchkins. -Me
  13. I hate playing in Heritage games because we suck so hard. -Bailey
  14. Squibs don't have friends. -Scotty Scales
  15. Please call me Jack. Mr. Squat was my father. -Me
  16. He's a manimal. -My Brah
  17. Oh, look! A buggy wuggy...-Grandma
  18. You made a poor decision, sir! -Wabash supporter to ref
  19. You've mistaken my intent. It is not to get us killed at all. Tweet that. -Father
  20. What is "B-F-F"? -Father