mylifeinhaiku
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Asshole at Starbucks, / your running tights are not pants! / I can see your balls!
8:11 AM Nov 29th
from web
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After seven months, / I have returned to haiku. / I needed a break.
8:07 AM Nov 29th
from web
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Ate chocolate muffin. / Didn't meet expectations. / Should have had smoothie.
6:32 AM Apr 29th
from Tweetie
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Non-haiku account. / Everyone, please follow me / @
6:42 AM Apr 16th
from Nambu
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Counter-protest plan: / D-bag Glenn Beck and Fox News... / mail them all douche bags.
1:54 PM Apr 15th
from Nambu
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It's fine to protest, / but know why you're protesting, / lest you look crazy.
1:43 PM Apr 15th
from web
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Might cut back haiku. / I've maintained almost a year, / but form restricts me.
1:34 PM Apr 15th
from web
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I love Sexy Greg. / It's our anniversary. / Six years together.
5:34 AM Apr 13th
from Nambu
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Co-worker has Peeps. / I'll eat my breakfast biscuit. / "No!" to Easter crack.
5:31 AM Apr 13th
from Nambu
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Went running with Greg. / My legs hurt a lot right now. / Hope that goes away.
5:04 PM Apr 11th
from txt
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Busy Saturday... / going to paint, do laundry, / and make gelato.
8:20 AM Apr 11th
from Power Twitter
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My new work hobby: / watching Stimulus spending. / It's fascinating!
12:41 PM Apr 9th
from web
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Thanks for the replies. / I've found an app that I like. / Turns out Nambu sorts.
7:11 AM Apr 9th
from Nambu
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Cut my ring finger / with a loose thread on my pants. / Now it really hurts.
6:27 AM Apr 9th
from Lounge
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Someone should create / a Twitter app for sorting / people into groups.
6:16 AM Apr 9th
from Lounge
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Aspirin and coffee / slowly make my headache leave. / Need to stop drankin'.
5:53 AM Apr 9th
from web
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NPR story / about Twitter in haiku! / I was not mentioned. :-(
5:42 AM Apr 9th
from web
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I woke up at six / for no apparent reason, / but I'm wide awake.
5:31 AM Apr 8th
from web
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Ate some corn last night... / think a kernel got stuck in / sinus cavity.
5:29 AM Apr 8th
from web
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Monster search results: / it's all, "YVAN EHT NIOJ!" / for you Simpsons fans.
6:12 AM Apr 7th
from Lounge
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- Name My Life in Haiku
- Location Lexington, KY
- Web http://www.mowing...
- Bio My job is boring. / While my life isn't that cool, / I can write haiku.
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