I got string cheese all over my iPhone. I think that pretty much sums up my life.
03:44 PM September 08, 2008
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I love my iPhone but it doesn't come close to holding a charge like my razor
08:57 PM September 07, 2008
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I love my iPhone but it doesn't co
08:56 PM September 07, 2008
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first twitted on the iPhone. Not bad
09:05 PM September 06, 2008
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Since when did "I'll call you in the morning" stop meaning that?
11:08 AM July 11, 2008
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Now I understand more of why everyone hated Wendy Pepper!!! Before I was a little confused, but I was just missing the secret episode.
11:38 PM July 09, 2008
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How can there possibly be an episode of Project Runway season 1 that I have never seen? Good thing I recorded the entire marathon today.
11:26 PM July 09, 2008
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Last night I had to be reminded that dessert wine is not a mixer. Now I understand why three drinks put me under the table.
09:18 AM July 07, 2008
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If it were me, I wouldn't sit outside the door of a winery waiting for it to open... BY MYSELF. You might have a drinking problem lady.
12:10 PM June 20, 2008
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@aaronvalue Twittering next to a girl you like isn't always the best way to impress. Hopefully she doesn't twitter also, awkward.
04:34 PM June 18, 2008
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Waking up every morning to recorded episodes of Sex and the City is absolutely perfect.
08:09 AM June 16, 2008
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Sitting on the land shark watching a woman pick her nose. Oddly calming.
03:53 PM June 08, 2008
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Another texas plus? U can wall around the airport with ur beer in hand.
12:46 PM June 07, 2008
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About to grab a 12 pack and float down the river in podunk texas. Sounds like a good start to the day.
10:15 AM June 06, 2008
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Apparently prostitutes in austin work in the rain. At least they get free breakfast at the super 8.
07:41 AM June 06, 2008
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Sitting outside the worlds largest urban bat colony waiting for them to go eat.
06:21 PM June 05, 2008
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Awesome view of the hookers outside of our hotel. We named them and gave them stories.
05:41 PM June 05, 2008
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We just found out why the motels are all sold out. Something called the democratic national convention.
02:18 PM June 05, 2008
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Wine tasting in texas is pretty hysterical, but makes me absolutely sick to my stomache. Don't call it a winery if u really make it in a ...
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02:13 PM June 05, 2008
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Just visited a house made entirely of beer cans. Now on to the blue bell ice cream factory.
10:11 AM June 05, 2008
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