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  1. Cutest Kitten IN THE WORLD--that we're not getting after all. http://www.twitvid.com/ACD35 (Wow I hate my voice)about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @daveexmachina I'm not. Let's call it the "do you have anything for me to read while I'm in the office" look.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to daveexmachina
  3. The "well I WAS going to go shit in the basement until you caught me" look. http://mobypicture.com/?1rwp6tabout 1 hour ago from Twittelator
  4. I ♥ the Asian grocery store. http://mobypicture.com/?63io87about 19 hours ago from Twittelator
  5. Watching Ken get the free head massage that comes with his haircut. He's falling asleep. Hilarious.about 20 hours ago from Twittelator
  6. Going to see a man about a kitten. (maybe)about 21 hours ago from Twittelator
  7. My naïveté never fails to amaze me, on the reals.about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
  8. My Bloody Valentine is providing the soundtrack while I devour this bowl of Chinese noodles. http://mobypicture.com/?riehk5about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
  9. Lily keeps smacking her lips in her sleep.about 23 hours ago from web
  10. @watch4cows happy birthday! :)11:06 PM Jul 15th from Twittelator in reply to watch4cows
  11. I ain't had a pleasant poo in a week, ya'll.8:34 AM Jul 15th from Twittelator
  12. I need a (whatever you call those things that makes you shit out all your toxins) so I can start over with clean innards.8:32 AM Jul 15th from Twittelator
  13. I said my right boob hurts.7:56 PM Jul 14th from web
  14. Mint chocolate cake looks absolutely nothing like the box said it would. Pillsbury Doughboy, how am I supposed to live up to your standards?6:47 PM Jul 14th from web
  15. @Killee555 I do an amazingly AWFUL cover of that on Rock Band.8:31 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to Killee555
  16. Motivation to get up and leave the desk: I seek your presence at once.7:33 AM Jul 14th from web
  17. Seriously--I can not be the only person with those lyrics stuck in my head: http://bit.ly/oDrw38:41 PM Jul 13th from web
  18. Do you know how many times I've had to have my school's website resend me my password? A bajillionzillion.7:01 PM Jul 13th from web
  19. @GirlsGoneChild they ALWAYS look like they are having the time of their life. I love that about you guys.6:33 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to GirlsGoneChild
  20. @Raqalicious what are you reading? why arent we just on eachother's IM list. what you use?!5:27 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to Raqalicious
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