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  1. "When you play golf you really need to bury your toes into your shoes in order to be strong."
  2. "Before when I see the below, I go to the stamp." (Transl.: I used to access my email by clicking on the icon at the bottom of the screen.)
  3. "My brain is too much work to do and my cough is *acchhhhem*!"
  4. "He was using her just kind of a trophy. You know, pulling her in front of his friends." (describing some guy and his trophy wife)
  5. "I have to put that on the list of to do."
  6. "You get money from the money pit!" (explaining to my dad that if he needs cash for a haircut, he should get it from their money envelope)
  7. "My friend called me a dynamo, but I don't know what happened. That dynamo is gone. That dynamo is now becoming a bulldozer."
  8. "Who knows? There's nothing written on a stone."
  9. "It's so big, they must feed it. They feed it with thing and it goes into the ground." (describing a very large fig tree)
  10. "You are getting very sickly. You are fainting spilling."
  11. "There was a time he was just climbing out of the wall."
  12. "Life goes on without me there."
  13. "You're only one-eighth percent done!? That's 'cause you're very refined with what you do." (Translation: You're a perfectionist, and slow.)
  14. "She really makes my blood curled!"
  15. "I have a hard time following your trend of thought."
  16. "If she keeps continuing all those red flags, she's gonna be out of our company in no time!"
  17. "How is he progressing—the lips and the nose and the flash?"
  18. "I'm like putting myself in a position of bad, bad, bad."
  19. (After turning the ceiling fan on high) "That's a little too loud!"
  20. "That Highlander is high. I mean, he has to step."