myfilipinomom
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"The Philippines is connected to the United States by the navel!"
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"Now they know what an odd guy is—they have a lot of experience with me. I'm not a guy, but I'm odd."
6:45 PM Nov 23rd
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my mom: "That guy is the ee-pit-ohm of delusional." me: "You mean epitome?" my mom: "I know what I'm talking about—people don't."
2:32 PM Nov 23rd
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"He's a very so-so guy." (Translation: He's very casual and relaxed)
11:02 AM Nov 20th
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"We got picker-upper food... then after losing, I snored." (transl: We ate at a buffet, then after I lost 40 bucks gambling, I went to bed.)
6:33 PM Nov 19th
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"We have to get some redemption. I have 180,000 miles for points and I've run out of places to go." (Re: her surplus credit card miles)
10:25 AM Nov 17th
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"You go around the bush!" (translation: Stop beating around the bush!)
6:56 PM Nov 16th
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"It's too bad—we become the elderly that we don't want to."
1:09 PM Nov 13th
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"They live out in bukid and everyday they have to hurdle a river." (Describing the hardships of her poor relatives in the Philippines)
1:01 PM Nov 12th
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"I cried river!" (recalling her struggles as a new nurse)
12:08 PM Nov 10th
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"Yes, of course I need to dial '1' because it's a 323—you stupid phone!"
5:38 PM Nov 9th
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"Look at my bill is coming out of my neck!" (Translation: I'm up to my neck in bills.)
12:02 PM Nov 6th
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"You need to write things down 'cause my brain is old. You were born with computer and I was born with, like, coconut husk!"
6:28 PM Nov 5th
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"These long-term care insurance are a pain in the butt and the neck!"
11:12 AM Nov 5th
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my mom: "What is that like you wish you were someone else?" / me: "Alter ego?" / my mom: "Yes! Alter eggo!"
2:33 PM Oct 30th
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"You're just going through a face of your life..." (translation: I'm pretty sure she meant to say "phase.")
10:30 AM Oct 26th
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"My golly, that person is hard head!"
9:50 AM Oct 19th
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"Today is the 16th ALREADY? Hey, what did you get for me? It's National Bosses Day."
7:29 PM Oct 16th
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"Smart lady know that pharmacist like money."
12:21 PM Oct 15th
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"I graduated from high school in 1967—it's been 600 years ago!"
10:37 AM Oct 13th
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- Name myfilipinomom
- Location USA
- Bio Priceless little quotes from my Filipino mom.
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