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  1. "Look at my bill is coming out of my neck!" (Translation: I'm up to my neck in bills.)
  2. "You need to write things down 'cause my brain is old. You were born with computer and I was born with, like, coconut husk!"
  3. "These long-term care insurance are a pain in the butt and the neck!"
  4. my mom: "What is that like you wish you were someone else?" / me: "Alter ego?" / my mom: "Yes! Alter eggo!"
  5. "You're just going through a face of your life..." (translation: I'm pretty sure she meant to say "phase.")
  6. "My golly, that person is hard head!"
  7. "Today is the 16th ALREADY? Hey, what did you get for me? It's National Bosses Day."
  8. "Smart lady know that pharmacist like money."
  9. "I graduated from high school in 1967—it's been 600 years ago!"
  10. (shouted to my dad from the next room re: a piece of mail) "Do you want to support art? I'm not gonna start, 'cause they're not gonna stop!"
  11. "When there's a problem, bang your head on it!"
  12. "Hmmm... I lost my tram of thought."
  13. (Her thoughts on getting older) "Its OK—I'm still able to travel, talk and eat."
  14. "I was trying to imitate a German guy yesterday and your dad said 'don't even try, you already have an accent.'"
  15. "I'd work my butt for people, hard as I could... as long as I get their respect!" (description of her work ethic)
  16. "I need to go to a French class so my stress will be more." (Translation: ???)
  17. "The internet, for me, is like somewhere in Timbuktu!"
  18. "My kids believe in the obscurity of the internet because that's where they grow up."
  19. "You beget what you are. If you're not sweet, I'm not sweet. If you're so sweet, I'll be sweeter."
  20. "I wonder why those actress in the Philippines are still alive. All they do is cry!" (commentary on Filipino daytime soap operas)