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  1. "The Philippines is connected to the United States by the navel!"
  2. "Now they know what an odd guy is—they have a lot of experience with me. I'm not a guy, but I'm odd."
  3. my mom: "That guy is the ee-pit-ohm of delusional." me: "You mean epitome?" my mom: "I know what I'm talking about—people don't."
  4. "He's a very so-so guy." (Translation: He's very casual and relaxed)
  5. "We got picker-upper food... then after losing, I snored." (transl: We ate at a buffet, then after I lost 40 bucks gambling, I went to bed.)
  6. "We have to get some redemption. I have 180,000 miles for points and I've run out of places to go." (Re: her surplus credit card miles)
  7. "You go around the bush!" (translation: Stop beating around the bush!)
  8. "It's too bad—we become the elderly that we don't want to."
  9. "They live out in bukid and everyday they have to hurdle a river." (Describing the hardships of her poor relatives in the Philippines)
  10. "I cried river!" (recalling her struggles as a new nurse)
  11. "Yes, of course I need to dial '1' because it's a 323—you stupid phone!"
  12. "Look at my bill is coming out of my neck!" (Translation: I'm up to my neck in bills.)
  13. "You need to write things down 'cause my brain is old. You were born with computer and I was born with, like, coconut husk!"
  14. "These long-term care insurance are a pain in the butt and the neck!"
  15. my mom: "What is that like you wish you were someone else?" / me: "Alter ego?" / my mom: "Yes! Alter eggo!"
  16. "You're just going through a face of your life..." (translation: I'm pretty sure she meant to say "phase.")
  17. "My golly, that person is hard head!"
  18. "Today is the 16th ALREADY? Hey, what did you get for me? It's National Bosses Day."
  19. "Smart lady know that pharmacist like money."
  20. "I graduated from high school in 1967—it's been 600 years ago!"