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  1. Directions to the nearest Walgreens: go to the nearest CVS, cross the street. 9:51 AM Dec 13th from txt
  2. I can't believe they interrupted the office with the "breaking news" that we have a new football coach. 6:18 PM Dec 10th from txt
  3. Running report: 6 degrees, -16 windchill, 4 miles. Stupidity advisory in effect! 5:01 AM Dec 10th from txt
  4. The rockin' version of Hark the Herald really stops working @ the lyric "Veiled in flesh the Godhead see; Hail the incarnate Deity"...Dude. 6:37 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. You know it's time to get in the holiday spirit when you hear the first Hanukkah song sung by people wearing santa hats... 3:42 PM Dec 7th from txt
  6. How pathetic is it that I'm trying to offset a diet sunkist that I drank too late in the day with a michelob ultra? 7:43 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. The end of an era. Not a good era, but an era... 8:21 PM Nov 28th from txt
  8. Remember when you couldn't pay for groceries with a credit card? Or alcohol? 6:37 PM Nov 28th from txt
  9. Met my non-aggressive goal for the race, so, bring on the pie! 7:22 AM Nov 26th from txt
  10. tomorrow tests my resolve as a runner--10k race at 8:00 on a very hilly course and it's supposed to be 37 and raining... 7:45 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. Holy Moly, I actually submitted an article today! 2:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. Sometimes the voice of reason and the voice of anger are the same thing. 1:12 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. Was going into La's 4.0 recognition breakfast and was turning off cell phone. She says: "Yay! It's as important as the movies!" 4:56 AM Nov 19th from txt
  14. A marketing scheme fails: CVS is across the street, but I'm at walgreens ONLY because I know they won't ask if I have an "extra care" card! 5:50 PM Nov 12th from txt
  15. It really shouldn't take longer to check out at the grocery store than it took me to shop! 2:46 PM Nov 6th from txt
  16. Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. --Satchel Paige 7:00 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. And now, for a little, er a lot, of Faust. 3:18 PM Oct 30th from txt
  18. is getting a repetitive motion injury from hitting the snooze... 4:21 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. If you want lemon with your water, you should have to order it. I shouldn't have to say "without lemon" to get a glass of water! 4:48 PM Oct 29th from txt
  20. Congrats to the La! 4.0! 4:45 PM Oct 28th from txt