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  1. Directions to the nearest Walgreens: go to the nearest CVS, cross the street.
  2. I can't believe they interrupted the office with the "breaking news" that we have a new football coach.
  3. Running report: 6 degrees, -16 windchill, 4 miles. Stupidity advisory in effect!
  4. The rockin' version of Hark the Herald really stops working @ the lyric "Veiled in flesh the Godhead see; Hail the incarnate Deity"...Dude.
  5. You know it's time to get in the holiday spirit when you hear the first Hanukkah song sung by people wearing santa hats...
  6. How pathetic is it that I'm trying to offset a diet sunkist that I drank too late in the day with a michelob ultra?
  7. The end of an era. Not a good era, but an era...
  8. Remember when you couldn't pay for groceries with a credit card? Or alcohol?
  9. Met my non-aggressive goal for the race, so, bring on the pie!
  10. tomorrow tests my resolve as a runner--10k race at 8:00 on a very hilly course and it's supposed to be 37 and raining...
  11. Holy Moly, I actually submitted an article today!
  12. Sometimes the voice of reason and the voice of anger are the same thing.
  13. Was going into La's 4.0 recognition breakfast and was turning off cell phone. She says: "Yay! It's as important as the movies!"
  14. A marketing scheme fails: CVS is across the street, but I'm at walgreens ONLY because I know they won't ask if I have an "extra care" card!
  15. It really shouldn't take longer to check out at the grocery store than it took me to shop!
  16. Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. --Satchel Paige
  17. And now, for a little, er a lot, of Faust.
  18. is getting a repetitive motion injury from hitting the snooze...
  19. If you want lemon with your water, you should have to order it. I shouldn't have to say "without lemon" to get a glass of water!
  20. Congrats to the La! 4.0!