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  1. It really shouldn't take longer to check out at the grocery store than it took me to shop!
  2. Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. --Satchel Paige
  3. And now, for a little, er a lot, of Faust.
  4. is getting a repetitive motion injury from hitting the snooze...
  5. If you want lemon with your water, you should have to order it. I shouldn't have to say "without lemon" to get a glass of water!
  6. Congrats to the La! 4.0!
  7. Informative Note: You cannot ACTUALLY give 110%.
  8. What has become of this country when you turn on the tv and can't find a seinfeld rerun???
  9. Roller derby is now an actual sport! Who knew? Go Windy City All Stars!
  10. Ads for Saturday Night Live tonight: Never-before aired SNL Moments! Isn't that the definition of the show? That happens every week? Right?
  11. Cashier: Do you have a rewards card? Me: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it will complicate this transaction!
  12. October 15, and it is snowing! Lightly, but it is actually snowing...
  13. Some days are better than others, and this is one of those days!
  14. Drunk rationalizations: It costs the same whether you drink it or spill it!
  15. Is it weird that I don't think I know any of my followers on twitter?
  16. Worst sport quote of the day: "His calmness is an asset, an attribute."
  17. Wht do we put up with these ridculous wait times at the Drs?
  18. Overheard at the ND football game: I don't know how much more of this I can take, I've already got one pacemaker!
  19. You know the fist bump has jumped the shark when an 85-year-old university donor bumps the chair of the political science department.
  20. I like working on Sunday Nights. Since I'm the only one here, I get to do stuff like play Skid Row and Slaughter really loud in the office!