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  1. It really shouldn't take longer to check out at the grocery store than it took me to shop!2:46 PM Nov 6th from txt
  2. Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. --Satchel Paige7:00 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. And now, for a little, er a lot, of Faust.3:18 PM Oct 30th from txt
  4. is getting a repetitive motion injury from hitting the snooze...4:21 AM Oct 30th from web
  5. If you want lemon with your water, you should have to order it. I shouldn't have to say "without lemon" to get a glass of water!4:48 PM Oct 29th from txt
  6. Congrats to the La! 4.0!4:45 PM Oct 28th from txt
  7. Informative Note: You cannot ACTUALLY give 110%.5:47 PM Oct 27th from web
  8. What has become of this country when you turn on the tv and can't find a seinfeld rerun???8:03 PM Oct 26th from txt
  9. Roller derby is now an actual sport! Who knew? Go Windy City All Stars!7:32 PM Oct 17th from txt
  10. Ads for Saturday Night Live tonight: Never-before aired SNL Moments! Isn't that the definition of the show? That happens every week? Right?2:32 PM Oct 17th from web
  11. Cashier: Do you have a rewards card? Me: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it will complicate this transaction!5:57 PM Oct 15th from txt
  12. October 15, and it is snowing! Lightly, but it is actually snowing...5:48 AM Oct 15th from txt
  13. Some days are better than others, and this is one of those days!11:41 AM Oct 13th from web
  14. Drunk rationalizations: It costs the same whether you drink it or spill it!9:37 PM Oct 9th from txt
  15. Is it weird that I don't think I know any of my followers on twitter?7:35 AM Oct 4th from web
  16. Worst sport quote of the day: "His calmness is an asset, an attribute."5:05 PM Oct 3rd from web
  17. Wht do we put up with these ridculous wait times at the Drs?7:09 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  18. Overheard at the ND football game: I don't know how much more of this I can take, I've already got one pacemaker!4:15 PM Sep 19th from txt
  19. You know the fist bump has jumped the shark when an 85-year-old university donor bumps the chair of the political science department.4:44 PM Sep 18th from txt
  20. I like working on Sunday Nights. Since I'm the only one here, I get to do stuff like play Skid Row and Slaughter really loud in the office!3:25 PM Sep 13th from web