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  1. DAD: Dad’s Not Shittin’: So my toilet broke and my dad wrote a sign on it; it reads: CAUTION! NO SHIT (ddong) O... http://bit.ly/8OLJ4h
  2. DAD: English Idioms: My dad has been in America for a long time, but his understanding of idioms and phrases is sti... http://bit.ly/5TnqgA
  3. DAD: All Girls Must Like Girly Gifts!: My dad is a gift-giver, and he recently presented me with these three gifts ... http://bit.ly/8JOhPV
  4. DAD: Human Value: After starting a new job I did really well with one customer and they sent in an email praising m... http://bit.ly/5nqvjM
  5. DAD: This Is A Test: my dad sent me some weird email w/ some disgusting pics in it.  and his preface to the email ... http://bit.ly/7WgPfa
  6. Advice for Healthy Teeth: Dear J, It is an advice that after each lunch meal, you drink some water, before swallow ... http://bit.ly/7zOK0L
  7. Sexy Remark: My parents and I were getting ready to go out. My dad was trying to take his murse (male purse) and I ... http://bit.ly/931YrN
  8. Dad on Facebook Etiquette: My sister was talking to my dad about a friend on fb who posted a somewhat offensive not... http://bit.ly/4LR0Np
  9. Instead of “Hi, it’s actually dad”: me: mommyme: whats up!Mommy: I am not your mommy. i am your daddy and che... http://bit.ly/6zldzD
  10. Useful Information: The following is an unsolicited email from my father, with a subject line of “Useful Informat... http://bit.ly/6LS67N
  11. High Boyfriend Standards: My last boyfriend generally wore pants and shorts that stayed at his waist…but he had o... http://bit.ly/5iQRSW
  12. Chinese Idioms and Swearing: My mom and I were vacationing in Australia when we received this email from my dad bac... http://bit.ly/7ZBagz
  13. First Impressions: My parents are in China and have just met the girlfriend of a family friend. This is our convers... http://bit.ly/6YL4YQ
  14. Family = ?: gchat conversation with my father: me: what r u doingDad: playing with computer and listening mom’s g... http://bit.ly/8ZqFdu
  15. Best Music Video of All Time—ALL TIME.: I went to go visit my godfather this past weekend for his 60th birthday, ... http://bit.ly/7VRXob
  16. Getting His Winter Fashion On!: This is what my uncle requested as a gift for Christmas; not a coffee mug, or fishi... http://bit.ly/7DumdE
  17. Self Massage: I received an email from my dad this week with only a subject line that said “Self Massage.” Ther... http://bit.ly/5oIoA1
  18. What Goes Up But Never Comes Down?: One day while playing ping-pong with my dad, I decided to tell him a joke—yes... http://bit.ly/6ZoiEq
  19. Dads Don’t Do Lists?: I’ve been bugging my friend to submit this, but she kept forgetting. SO I thought I’d se... http://bit.ly/WrSXU
  20. Ox…whaaat?: I’m a Masters student in English Literature applying to Phd programs next year, and since I spoke t... http://bit.ly/22Ug5S