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"You sound like a robert." (robot) 7:14 PM Dec 20th from web
"Does your mom need any sleep lopper,.. fleep mopper for her birthday?" (fuzzy slippers) 11:36 AM Dec 3rd from web
"A tree hump? A tree hunk?" (tree trunk) 10:37 PM Nov 27th from web
"Is she Barry Drurymore?" (Drew Barrymore) 10:37 PM Nov 27th from web
Do i hear a fire tracker, a fire tractor? 4:28 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
"Is his name Gof?" (Goofy) 7:01 PM Nov 6th from web
"Maybe I can be a hair babra" 6:11 PM Nov 6th from web
"The Wizard of Oh's" 6:52 PM Nov 4th from web
"Last night I slept like a clock." 9:25 PM Nov 1st from web
"Are you out of mind?" (Are you out of "your" mind) 6:03 PM Oct 28th from web
"You're a tractor? You are not a farmer." (I said I'm not attracted to some girl) 5:58 PM Oct 28th from web
"To the south of china there is a country called Nipple." (Nepal) 9:52 PM Oct 27th from web
"Is a dirt bike made of dirt?" 9:51 PM Oct 27th from web
I have a job interview and I tell her that I'm not gonna hold my breath about the job and she says "You are holding your breasts?" 6:59 PM Oct 22nd from web
"I want one more checkup" (at McDonalds asking for ketchup) 10:25 PM Oct 21st from web
(at the store shopping for clothes hooks) "I need a hooker" (store employee says "excuse me?") "I really need a hooker right now!" 10:23 PM Oct 21st from web
Your dad's motorbycle is cool!!! 10:17 PM Oct 21st from web
Could you please peel the topato for me? 10:16 PM Oct 21st from web

Name Josh
Location STL
Bio My Chinese girlfriend speaks perfect english, but sometimes it doesn't come out right and sounds pretty funny.