mybigdick
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Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Except my dick...my dick is always further away than it appears, until you crash into it.
9:40 AM May 13th
from Seesmic Desktop
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My dick is so big that pilgrims climb up Himalayan mountains just to meet it--only to learn the mountain they just climbed WAS my dick.
12:26 PM May 11th
from Tweetie
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My dick is so big, that right now it's writing this Tweet while I take it's clothes to the cleaner and get it a latte.
11:23 AM May 8th
from Seesmic Desktop
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Verizon just offered me $25,000 to place a wireless transmitter on my dick, should I take it?
1:32 PM May 7th
from Seesmic Desktop
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My dick is so big and so good at drilling that sometimes I think my dick is exxon.
7:27 AM May 5th
from Tweetie
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The ears, nose and my dick are the only organs that continue to grow throughout life.
3:33 PM May 4th
from Seesmic Desktop
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My dick is so big that, even in this economy, it's hiring.
10:29 AM May 4th
from Seesmic Desktop
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I fought the law and...my dick won.
10:56 PM May 3rd
from Seesmic Desktop
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@: when you type "mydick" in as your password and gmail says it's "too short" it might not be the password they're talking about.
3:00 PM May 3rd
from web
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g-mail says they require 8 character passwords, but I just used "mydick" and it worked just fine.
2:37 PM May 3rd
from Seesmic Desktop
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My dick is so big that conservation organizations protest whenever I consider cutting my pubic hair.
9:09 AM May 3rd
from Seesmic Desktop
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My dick is so big, I have to wear bullet-proof pants...to protect you, not me.
9:38 AM May 2nd
from web
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There is a surprisingly high chance that, at some point in your life, you have accidentally touched my dick. I don't mind though.
4:58 PM May 1st
from web
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Rt @ "what good is a big dick?" well, I just rescued a kitten from a tree, for starters.
1:45 PM May 1st
from Tweetie
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When I was born...they thought I was a conjoined twin.
12:16 PM May 1st
from web
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Dear Australia: that wasn't a dingo that ate your baby. It was my hungry hungry dick.
11:10 AM May 1st
from Tweetie
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Whenever I wear a yellow condom, people yell "TAXI!"
10:16 AM May 1st
from web
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NASA, today, announced plans to launch an advanced satellite to orbit and study the landscape and physical properties of my dick.
11:02 AM Apr 30th
from web
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My penis has its own weather.
10:58 AM Apr 30th
from web
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My dick is so big that Olympic gymnasts have been known to use it as a balance beam. But with my dick, there's no dismount. Just mount.
9:40 PM Apr 29th
from web
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- Name mybigdick
- Bio The goal of this Twitter project is to create the world's largest list of big dick jokes. That way, I'll be in the Guinness Book TWICE!
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