mybigdick
- Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Except my dick...my dick is always further away than it appears, until you crash into it.9:40 AM May 13th from Seesmic Desktop
- My dick is so big that pilgrims climb up Himalayan mountains just to meet it--only to learn the mountain they just climbed WAS my dick.12:26 PM May 11th from Tweetie
- My dick is so big, that right now it's writing this Tweet while I take it's clothes to the cleaner and get it a latte.11:23 AM May 8th from Seesmic Desktop
- Verizon just offered me $25,000 to place a wireless transmitter on my dick, should I take it?1:32 PM May 7th from Seesmic Desktop
- My dick is so big and so good at drilling that sometimes I think my dick is exxon.7:27 AM May 5th from Tweetie
- The ears, nose and my dick are the only organs that continue to grow throughout life.3:33 PM May 4th from Seesmic Desktop
- My dick is so big that, even in this economy, it's hiring.10:29 AM May 4th from Seesmic Desktop
- I fought the law and...my dick won.10:56 PM May 3rd from Seesmic Desktop
- @sganullekke: when you type "mydick" in as your password and gmail says it's "too short" it might not be the password they're talking about.3:00 PM May 3rd from web
- g-mail says they require 8 character passwords, but I just used "mydick" and it worked just fine.2:37 PM May 3rd from Seesmic Desktop
- My dick is so big that conservation organizations protest whenever I consider cutting my pubic hair.9:09 AM May 3rd from Seesmic Desktop
- My dick is so big, I have to wear bullet-proof pants...to protect you, not me.9:38 AM May 2nd from web
- There is a surprisingly high chance that, at some point in your life, you have accidentally touched my dick. I don't mind though.4:58 PM May 1st from web
- Rt @reyeuro "what good is a big dick?" well, I just rescued a kitten from a tree, for starters.1:45 PM May 1st from Tweetie
- When I was born...they thought I was a conjoined twin.12:16 PM May 1st from web
- Dear Australia: that wasn't a dingo that ate your baby. It was my hungry hungry dick.11:10 AM May 1st from Tweetie
- Whenever I wear a yellow condom, people yell "TAXI!"10:16 AM May 1st from web
- NASA, today, announced plans to launch an advanced satellite to orbit and study the landscape and physical properties of my dick.11:02 AM Apr 30th from web
- My penis has its own weather.10:58 AM Apr 30th from web
- My dick is so big that Olympic gymnasts have been known to use it as a balance beam. But with my dick, there's no dismount. Just mount.9:40 PM Apr 29th from web
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- Name mybigdick
- Bio The goal of this Twitter project is to create the world's largest list of big dick jokes. That way, I'll be in the Guinness Book TWICE!
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