my_synthesizer
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I stole an awesome shirt from @ today. I would consider a wardrobe upgrade, but my friends have so much to permanently 'borrow.'
8:15 PM Nov 26th
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@ I, too, hope one day to have a little tweeting scribe of my own. Traditions have to start somewhere, you know.
8:10 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to tawler
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'If you learn spanish the Spanish way, you end up just sounding like gay Mexicans.' - P. Bennett 2009
5:05 PM Nov 26th
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Squanto taught the pilgrims to fertilize their crops, imagine how much more thankful they'd have been if he taught them to make margaritas.
12:42 PM Nov 26th
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RT @ Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
8:59 AM Nov 26th
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@ They have sales people at Radio Shack?
6:19 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to evanshine
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Every year around this time I like to reflect on the things that I am most thankful for. Most years, opposable thumbs really tops the list.
6:11 PM Nov 25th
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I find myself more and more often wondering if there is a line of work out there that involves absolutely no human interaction.
11:21 AM Nov 25th
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Told my sis last night that there were 3 types of people: wolves, sheep, and sheepdogs. Forgot to mention the 4th kind of person: cyborgs.
9:34 AM Nov 25th
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RT @ Obama better not bow to that turkey he pardons today.
9:28 AM Nov 25th
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@ It's not too late to donate to your Movember business, is it?
9:25 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to eekrock
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@ Drive safe, you beautiful warrior of the road.
9:24 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Stevegalvan
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My alarm in the morning no longer effects me. Has anyone considered inventing an alarm clock that punches you in the groin?
8:23 AM Nov 24th
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@ Every weekday is like a SoCal traffic gangbang. I doubt a tag-team situation is going to change any minds, sadly.
8:26 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to katygyo
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@ Me goddamn too.
5:21 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to katygyo
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@ To the illiterate, this is called a 'Baby Swapping Station.'
4:49 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to chrissiefit
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Picking up @ at the airport. Dad expressly told me to 'be nice to her.' Plans to have them page 'the poopy girl' are cancelled.
9:12 AM Nov 21st
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@ What kind of government-subsidized spell check are you using?!
10:41 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Neal_Dewing
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@ Everything else in that country kicks ass. They need something shitty to balance it out or they might lose their neutrality.
10:35 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to toomuchhappy
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'Carpe dick.' - C. Maximus Bennett 2009
9:38 PM Nov 20th
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- Name W
- Location California
- Bio Celebrated rapper, master chef, prolific writer, and disco dancer extraordinare. I'm kind of a big deal.
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