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  1. I'm watching Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. Jensen Button mmmm he's pretty.
  2. Watching Abel Maldonado on the news... he seems to be avoiding the questions- it is amazing
  3. Off to bed to play Kingdom hearts and to get some sleep as soon as I defeat the Heartless.
  4. I think the Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
  5. I have decided to organize chores into categories: things I won't do now; things I won't do later; and things I'll never do.
  6. Watching BBC Life on Mars
  7. changed the background to my family tartan. What do you think?
  8. Hates it when he gets people who are "following" him, & he has no clue who they are. How can someone follow 500+ people & keep up with them
  9. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery. People who pretend they're superior makes it harder for those of us who really are.
  10. was walking one day and a guy hammering on a roof called me a fat, balding paranoid weirdo. This was in Morse code, of course
  11. Deep down inside of me there's a scared little boy... and he's giving me indigestion.
  12. I feel that my whole life was some kind of dream and I sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
  13. Some guy calls me, asks "who is this?" I told him I'm the one who pays the damn bill . Then says he is looking for "a fag" WTF!
  14. I wonder why porn bot females want me to follow them... I don't care about their new video.
  15. Dinner's ready.
  16. For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all about!
  17. I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
  18. Once upon a time, there was a prince, who ruled the land. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. , he ignored it..., he died of cancer.
  19. Quick shower.Wash and go. Sandpaper, exfoliant, cellulite breakdown, tone and perm, auto-bronzer and birch twigs! Shall I have soap? No soap
  20. RT @CourageCampaign Keep fighting Don't Ask, Don't Tell with Lt. Dan Choi. Sign our letter to Speaker Pelosi http://bit.ly/XUHCH