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I'm watching Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. Jensen Button mmmm he's pretty.
11:11 PM Dec 18th
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Watching Abel Maldonado on the news... he seems to be avoiding the questions- it is amazing
9:37 AM Dec 13th
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Off to bed to play Kingdom hearts and to get some sleep as soon as I defeat the Heartless.
9:46 PM Nov 29th
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I think the Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
9:40 AM Nov 29th
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I have decided to organize chores into categories: things I won't do now; things I won't do later; and things I'll never do.
7:09 AM Nov 17th
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Watching BBC Life on Mars
6:39 PM Nov 7th
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changed the background to my family tartan. What do you think?
9:00 PM Oct 25th
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Hates it when he gets people who are "following" him, & he has no clue who they are. How can someone follow 500+ people & keep up with them
7:34 AM Oct 24th
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If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery. People who pretend they're superior makes it harder for those of us who really are.
2:58 PM Oct 18th
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was walking one day and a guy hammering on a roof called me a fat, balding paranoid weirdo. This was in Morse code, of course
7:46 PM Oct 1st
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Deep down inside of me there's a scared little boy... and he's giving me indigestion.
8:59 AM Sep 13th
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I feel that my whole life was some kind of dream and I sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
9:56 AM Sep 5th
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Some guy calls me, asks "who is this?" I told him I'm the one who pays the damn bill . Then says he is looking for "a fag" WTF!
10:44 AM Aug 15th
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I wonder why porn bot females want me to follow them... I don't care about their new video.
7:44 AM Aug 15th
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Dinner's ready.
9:05 PM Aug 2nd
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For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all about!
8:46 AM Jul 23rd
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I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
12:16 AM Jul 20th
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Once upon a time, there was a prince, who ruled the land. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. , he ignored it..., he died of cancer.
10:45 PM Jul 10th
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Quick shower.Wash and go. Sandpaper, exfoliant, cellulite breakdown, tone and perm, auto-bronzer and birch twigs! Shall I have soap? No soap
9:54 AM Jul 5th
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RT @ Keep fighting Don't Ask, Don't Tell with Lt. Dan Choi. Sign our letter to Speaker Pelosi
10:02 PM Jul 1st
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- Name Paul Graham
- Location Sacramento
- Bio 38 years old, Silly Recreational Director for an Assisted Living and Skilled Nursing Facility. I love Sci Fi, good comedy and comic books.
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