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  1. @yacomink I do the same, but with "unicorn"
  2. up late rebooting downed servers, and baking pie: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  3. I tell you what, we got to start drilling them socialist polar bears for freedom http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  4. To the zoo!
  5. RT @yacomink: Dicktowel! @Glenn_Howerton @TheCharlieDay http://brizzly.com/pic/G57
  6. I'd never heard the acoustic version of Watching The Wheels before tonight... http://bit.ly/2aJKXa
  7. 20 years...The Fall of the Iron Curtain http://bit.ly/4cesRY
  8. @expresident with facial hair like that, you need to get yourself some jumpsuits and a van
  9. Corn baller? http://yfrog.com/e653gj
  10. Deboned a pork shoulder. Was a bit of a massacre.
  11. Like to thank the BuzzFeed editors for getting the ghost busters theme firmly implanted in my brain. "bustin' makes me feel good"
  12. Tam made faux shack for dinner tonight. Not quite the shack, but pretty damned good. http://bit.ly/1X5EHE
  13. Crazy dream where I was in a ski race carrying a 6ft white dildo. I'm pretty sure the dildo represents a penis?
  14. Autographed Photo of Jack Shepherd - will not last long! http://bit.ly/Vpk52
  15. Josie sums it up perfectly: I don't feel well because of my cough and the boogers
  16. @yacomink what about the pecans!
  17. #Oneletteroffmovies where the mild things are
  18. Always blow on The pie, words to live by. http://bit.ly/O8jLV
  19. @jkottke that's what the prostetic testicles are for.
  20. Pancakes on a wed. Its anarchy!