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  1. Dear Man Requesting to Watch Sophies Choice on this Bus Trip, Keep up the good work. Love, Matt 4:48 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  2. Sometimes, the only thing you can hope for when you wake up with a hangover is that you didn't post any drunk tweets the night before. 6:30 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. I know I'm late on watching Mad Men this season, but how did they get John McCain to play Betty's dad? 7:10 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  4. Santa America, the union for mall santas, wants their members to get H1N1 vaccines. A smart move for anyone who might touch David Sedaris. 8:34 AM Nov 18th from Brizzly
  5. @juliadantchev November wins today. 7:36 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to juliadantchev
  6. This episode of Californication has all the workings of Greek drama - unity of time, place, theme, and comatose strippers. 7:29 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  7. I can't be the only one who listens to Alicia Keyes in "New York" and hears "big lights spilling swine flu" 8:27 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  8. I'm not sure what to make of this, but I think it says that nerds love anal. http://twitpic.com/pf1w7 4:49 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  9. When Dr Pepper commercials call claymation Santa a sleigh driver, it sounds like slave driver. Which he is, so whatevs. 7:27 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  10. @EXIT265C I feel that book publishing should get a nod here. 2:35 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to EXIT265C
  11. Are you incontinent and hairy (and if you're reading this we know the answer)? Harlem Rite-Aid has you covered! http://twitpic.com/oldkp 12:52 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  12. Gay roommate watching Real Housewives of Atlanta while I clean and cook. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BETTY DRAPER. 6:07 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  13. How did people passive aggressively troubleshoot their parents wireless router problems before LMGTFY.com? 4:13 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  14. Recursion is the new is the new is the new. 9:52 AM Nov 3rd from Brizzly
  15. Mildly annoyed I haven't appeared on any "Puts-Lotion-On-Skin" lists yet. I guess I can stop tucking. 3:37 PM Nov 2nd from web
  16. Halloween: the only holiday where you aren't worried about blood all over your Brooklyn bar bathroom. 8:27 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  17. Anyone who finds New Yorker cartoons confusing has never read Family Circus. I mean, why do those Down Syndrome kids have so much freedom? 2:16 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  18. Me "One of my favorites is following me on Twitter!" Gay roommate "Twitter is for bottoms." We're the odd couple, but I'm the effeminate one 4:40 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  19. Subway graffiti on community college ads tell it like it is. NERDS! http://twitpic.com/mpfzx 12:06 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  20. @FanEffingTastic Will there be a competition to see who gets to be the random person? Please consider this my entry. 10:52 AM Oct 20th from Brizzly in reply to FanEffingTastic