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  1. @meangrape Happy Birthday!!
  2. @jenancona I love naked guy! You can see him from our window. I've actually seen him get in the car and drive away naked!
  3. Via @3hoss "When you consider all that is standing between a sad clown and happiness is new make-up, you'll understand why your Dad drinks."
  4. Japanese to English translations are so funny! Reading this made me choke on my cereal http://bit.ly/6xMOC
  5. Via @Mattgar "The more you watch this the more bizarre it gets. Possibly NSFW? http://bit.ly/vgyE7"
  6. Yes, I love Charlie Parker more than I love you. And...
  7. I just punished the earth and it punished me back #poisonivy
  8. @evan I was going for fake retweet but fraudulent sounds smarter. I'm ready for this thing to take off like @ded's pants idea.
  9. FRT @delbius the only thing more awesome than my shoes is @mutgoff. She is the coolest.
  10. Got the theme from The Secret of Nimh stuck in my head. Why? Because it's the best movie ever! http://bit.ly/CaUsS
  11. @DanAncona Hey! I'm too lazy to run today but you should go with @jessverr!
  12. I'm not a fan of cramming "Tw" into every word possible. Except for Twabortion.
  13. Enjoying working on the couch with @Jillyface. I work much better in front of a television and it's warm glowing warming glow.
  14. Via @sportsguy33 "Little-known fact: every time Mariah Carey sings "I'll Be There," she's talking about an all-you-can-eat buffet."
  15. @dougw doesn't like my syphilis jokes :(
  16. Via @3hoss "I like to offer M&Ms to strangers. If they eat one, I burst out laughing & say "Now you have syphilis!" It's a good way to ..."
  17. @tiger Oh shit! Don't get me started on baby consumption. The Road made me salivate.
  18. The Atlantic offers a few modest proposals for making the world a better place: http://bit.ly/Kl3VU
  19. Via @michaelianblack ""Michael and Michael Have Issues" starts July 15th @ 10:30 EST on Comedy Central. Spread the word like herpes!"
  20. @rk I do thank you! That is excellent!