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  1. @meangrape Happy Birthday!!about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @jenancona I love naked guy! You can see him from our window. I've actually seen him get in the car and drive away naked!about 10 hours ago from web in reply to jenancona
  3. Via @3hoss "When you consider all that is standing between a sad clown and happiness is new make-up, you'll understand why your Dad drinks."about 10 hours ago from web
  4. Japanese to English translations are so funny! Reading this made me choke on my cereal http://bit.ly/6xMOCabout 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Via @Mattgar "The more you watch this the more bizarre it gets. Possibly NSFW? http://bit.ly/vgyE7"7:53 PM Jul 8th from web
  6. Yes, I love Charlie Parker more than I love you. And...7:11 PM Jul 8th from Birdfeed
  7. I just punished the earth and it punished me back #poisonivy6:58 PM Jul 8th from Birdfeed
  8. @evan I was going for fake retweet but fraudulent sounds smarter. I'm ready for this thing to take off like @ded's pants idea.1:32 PM Jul 8th from web
  9. FRT @delbius the only thing more awesome than my shoes is @mutgoff. She is the coolest.12:15 PM Jul 8th from web
  10. Got the theme from The Secret of Nimh stuck in my head. Why? Because it's the best movie ever! http://bit.ly/CaUsS11:54 AM Jul 8th from web
  11. @DanAncona Hey! I'm too lazy to run today but you should go with @jessverr!11:29 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to DanAncona
  12. I'm not a fan of cramming "Tw" into every word possible. Except for Twabortion.11:22 AM Jul 8th from web
  13. Enjoying working on the couch with @Jillyface. I work much better in front of a television and it's warm glowing warming glow.2:24 PM Jul 7th from web
  14. Via @sportsguy33 "Little-known fact: every time Mariah Carey sings "I'll Be There," she's talking about an all-you-can-eat buffet."10:55 AM Jul 7th from web
  15. @dougw doesn't like my syphilis jokes :(5:37 PM Jul 6th from web
  16. Via @3hoss "I like to offer M&Ms to strangers. If they eat one, I burst out laughing & say "Now you have syphilis!" It's a good way to ..."5:14 PM Jul 6th from web
  17. @tiger Oh shit! Don't get me started on baby consumption. The Road made me salivate.5:01 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to tiger
  18. The Atlantic offers a few modest proposals for making the world a better place: http://bit.ly/Kl3VU3:58 PM Jul 6th from web
  19. Via @michaelianblack ""Michael and Michael Have Issues" starts July 15th @ 10:30 EST on Comedy Central. Spread the word like herpes!"12:02 PM Jul 6th from web
  20. @rk I do thank you! That is excellent!11:42 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to rk