mutantreptile
- In Portland, being awesome. As usually.3 minutes ago from txt
- Chair dancing to ABBA!about 5 hours ago from txt
- I've been roller skating to Michael Jackson. And what have you been doing?about 6 hours ago from txt
- @rafamejia Plot a coup.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to rafamejia
- We're awake, and deciding what to do with our day. Going to see a live recreation of a Star Trek episode is high on our list.about 10 hours ago from web
- The lack of updates means I had a blast tonight. Thanks @amynieto and @buchino! Also: BICHOSabout 20 hours ago from txt
- Babar! In French!7:47 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @joenid No. :-D6:33 PM Jul 17th from txt
- Finally arrived in Portland!6:32 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @Joenid Ni tanto. Lo solto y salio rapidito. El tipo corriendo detras de la guagua porque no le entregaron su maleta.6:22 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @SeoWelsh Pues...pues...buen viaje, supongo. >:-* Nueba Yol is osom...BIATCH!6:05 PM Jul 17th from txt
- UN moron se olvido bajarse cuando paramos en Longview, asi que ESTAMOS REGRESANDO a soltarlo. Bus is now running an hour and a half late.5:39 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @Kirkland oh no!5:06 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @dianadhevi I must not speak of her white donettes...4:39 PM Jul 17th from txt
- OH, LITTLE DEBBIE, HOW YOU TEMPT ME WITH YOUR HONEY BUNS, YOU DIRTY MINX, YOU.4:37 PM Jul 17th from txt
- Olympia is pretty!3:43 PM Jul 17th from txt
- THE MENU SAID CREME BRULEE!3:23 PM Jul 17th from txt
- RT @pheend: A sportscar isn't the only driving-related indicator that you have no fucking dick.3:18 PM Jul 17th from txt
- Everyone on the bus is doing a chorus of coughing fits. Man next to me keeps looking at the floor as if he's ashamed of something he did.2:50 PM Jul 17th from txt
- @SeoWelsh Pues, yo voy camino a Portland, OR...beeetch.2:18 PM Jul 17th from txt
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- Name mutantreptile
- Location Woodinville, WA
- Bio I update in English and Spanish. Deal with it. 'I only speak in the language of delicious pies.'
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