musleh
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I wasn't very book-smart but rather magazine-smart. Then I became blog-smart & now tweet-smart (deer caught inthe headlights after 140char)
about 6 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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Debi... hmmmm... name rings a bell. Did she used to wrestle?
(I think you're funny. Haha & weird. They're not mutually exclusive, after all)
about 7 hours ago
from web
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RT @: I will NEVER tweet about poop. | You just did. That was very brave of you to confront your fear. :-D
about 8 hours ago
from Brizzly
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@ "good, asking people to star" | I read only THAT part. Star my tweets. Don't ask questions, just star them @ says it's good!
about 13 hours ago
from web
in reply to Favstar
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Emailed my neighbors that I have an extra NO SOLICITING sign & if anyone wants it to come on over.
I won't answer the door.
Read the sign!
about 13 hours ago
from web
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@ I think I know who. Ha! Falafel. That there's funny stuff..
about 13 hours ago
from web
in reply to joesmithreally
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Yay! Just noticed I'm on @ list!! So my inner paranoia that I've used up all my best material is wrong, right? RIGHT???
about 13 hours ago
from web
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@ do you catch them on a pass Do you eat them on your ice cream | I don't remember those lines... but I like them.
about 13 hours ago
from Brizzly
in reply to attractor1
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@ Their love infinite. In that moment he said "Wanna bone?" | Lemme guess... uh, Lady and the Tramp?
about 13 hours ago
from Brizzly
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My Canadian followers can't even recite the anthem with me?
Next line is: Do you suck them very slowly or crunch them very fast?
your turn
about 14 hours ago
from Brizzly
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This unemployment is making me homesick for Canada so, if you know it, sing along: When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last?
about 16 hours ago
from Brizzly
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Anybody need a heat source? Forgot the xbox on inside the cabinet. You could roast a turkey in there.
about 17 hours ago
from Brizzly
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@ Good suggestion...but I did what the present economy mandates & drove home for lunch.
about 17 hours ago
from Brizzly
in reply to forestgrovemom
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To the death panel dodger in front of me: Thanks to you, I missed the green light. Now you owe me 4 minutes that you can't possibly pay back
about 17 hours ago
from Brizzly
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Hmmm. At a coffee shop next to a Chinese buffet. Getting hungry. WWMBD?
(what would my belly do?)
about 18 hours ago
from Brizzly
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Crunch. Crunch. Stepping on Cheerios. Apparently the symbiosis of highchair-bound baby & floor-sniffing doggies is crumbling before my eyes
about 21 hours ago
from Brizzly
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@ Let's hope not. Then again, the bigger the deadbeat dad, the more prolific. :-(
about 21 hours ago
from Brizzly
in reply to innerbitch
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@ Have a great (safe) trip Joe! At least you're only going to Argentina and not "hiking the Appalachian trail."
about 21 hours ago
from Brizzly
in reply to nickolls
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Antibiotics are working. Syphilis is clearing up. Starting to think clearly again. I may not be funny for much longer.
about 21 hours ago
from Brizzly
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11mo keeps removing his socks within seconds of them being put on. Not crazy about wearing pants either. Takes after his dad. (proud moment)
about 21 hours ago
from Brizzly
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- Name Sam
- Location NorCal
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I’m just doing this til I get my big break… or a job… or a social life. Heck, I’d probably settle for some ice cream… but NOT vanilla!!! Ok, vanilla.
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