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  1. Michelangelo's David's grapes look like this when filmed from the below: oo. Thank you for this speshal angle, Sky Arts. 12:56 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. Ooooweee. I am watching Sky Arts and it is chocca full of noodies. I cannot see for dingles and bulgers. Heaven in a box. 12:33 PM Nov 9th from web
  3. Hey, @VictoriaLWall, forget da Botticelli. I do you a nice doodle with my dingle instead. It will be of a tree and a horse. 2:14 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. Me and the guys had an AMAYZING Halloween party in da mooseum last night. I went as the ghost of a massive wang. 3:14 AM Nov 1st from web
  5. For my #followfriday today I follow a creepy man around da mooseum. I catch him making a nuisance in the ladies toilet. GETTOUT CREEPO! 3:11 PM Oct 30th from web
  6. Woooooooo! For Halloween, I will be da ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci, painting a helicopter in the shape of a man's dongle. 12:09 AM Oct 29th from web
  7. Good moaning. Today is a big fat shout out to The Angel of the North. He's doin a bloody good job for a man without a twonk. 3:26 AM Oct 27th from web
  8. Hey, I hear if you watch #schoolofcomedy tonight at 10 on da E4, you may see a painting of a pubic... 12:06 PM Oct 22nd from API
  9. Da Royal Academy is showing nudies by sculptor Eric Gill. He make love with his dog once. Fact. Now, that is a bit weird, even for me. 3:09 AM Oct 22nd from web
  10. Everybodies sing: "hey fatty bum bum; let me tell you something; no, not because you're so big and fat; don't believe i'm afraid of that..." 12:23 PM Oct 21st from web
  11. I know is Wednesday, not Musicmonday, but I want everybodies to listen to my musical favourite: 'Hey Fatty Bum Bum' by Carl Malcolm. Ha ha. 12:14 PM Oct 21st from web
  12. For my fatty bom bom sculpture club tour, we start at da Broadgate Veenoos. Just one of her boobs is so big we could use it for a boob boat. 4:30 PM Oct 20th from web
  13. Today I celebrate love between mens and womens as I look at a painting of Mars and Venoos who have just done the bizzo. 2:41 AM Oct 20th from mobile web
  14. Brrr. The heating is bust in the mooseum. So floomin' cold, St Sebastian's nipples have gone like fighter pilot's thumbs. 1:45 AM Oct 19th from web
  15. Wow! @scallyg made me into an art! I feel like a masterpiece from my nudey mooseum. Thankings! http://short.to/u473 7:01 AM Oct 18th from web
  16. Ah, Sunday morning: tea, egg, bacon and a book of nudles from the Bargello. Donatello's David look like he have just eaten a full English. 1:47 AM Oct 18th from web
  17. OK, for my #followfriday I am sending big love to @V_and_A. What a mooseum. Check out da sculpture court. Wall to wall twinkles and wangs. 7:20 AM Oct 16th from web
  18. Big comedown from my superstardom on #schoolofcomedy. I feel like the air has gone out of a balloon that was as big as a dinner lady's boob. 4:39 AM Oct 16th from web
  19. Have you seen me? I am on TV in #schoolofcomedy! I am excited, but it is a shame the camera make me look a little bit like a dingdong. 2:14 PM Oct 15th from web
  20. Wow. I am so excited now to be on #schoolofcomedy. Me and the guys are watching at the mooseum. Lights out, popcorns, boobies all around... 2:02 PM Oct 15th from web
  • Name Museum Perv
  • Location England
  • Web http://www.e4.com...
  • Bio The Museum Perv from School Of Comedy on E4. Likes nudie pics done in oil.
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