murphymachine
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The lights of the cities I pass look like bio-luminescent plankton.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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Next time, I should spring for first class; My shoulders are too broad for commoner seating.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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Oh, I'm doing all of this on a plane. That was the thing that made it noteworthy.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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Listening to XM Satellite Radio, using wireless internet, and wishing I had variable density. Science, you go gurl.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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Caught the Batarian Flu; Boarding a plane in three hours to fight people for a week or so. It's like fight club only crap.
about 14 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ Focus: Increases Intelligence 15 pts on User for 30 sec.
4:06 PM Jan 4th
from web
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Fun fact: If I had AIDS, I'd be dying right now.
9:22 PM Jan 3rd
from Echofon
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Is it a bad sign that I'm already preparing for the fighting to begin once I visit my relatives?
5:16 PM Jan 3rd
from Echofon
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Enough of this shit (ramen), it's time to taste the Normandy and make Shepard before I visit New Daddy and Bebi Josh.
12:26 PM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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Baby New Year just shit in my red hot ramen. Not only am I infuriated, I'm a bit aroused...
12:15 PM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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@ Not only will I come bearing gifts for your offspring; I will come bearing gifts for YOU!
12:06 PM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
in reply to GraphiK
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@ Tell her I said 'Hello'.
9:56 AM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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@ apparently got free Game Boys and internet pizza for New Years. Why won't you be a dude and share?
9:53 AM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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@ just had his first baby! It's crazy
5:14 AM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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The Toxic Avenger's origin story was based on a recipe for braised cabbage.
3:54 PM Jan 1st
from Echofon
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Turns out the baby was still inside of a girl, but not for long!
3:43 PM Jan 1st
from Echofon
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I think I missed a childbirth. This sucks!
10:47 AM Jan 1st
from Echofon
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1-2-3-4-5-6, Pokemon!
4:33 PM Dec 29th, 2009
from Echofon
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I need money.
6:34 AM Dec 26th, 2009
from Echofon
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I think it's because I didn't get a card for someone who gave me socks as a present, even though I have bills to pay.
2:30 AM Dec 26th, 2009
from Echofon
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- Name Murphy Monroe
- Location il-Gżira, Malta
- Web http://www.veryan...
- Bio Even though they said otherwise, I -still- think I have the autisms.
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