murphy_slaw
Cooking every piece of food in the house.
| @george08 But you'll always be a lady to me. |
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| HTTP/1.1 503 Can't Be Arsed |
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| Hating computers. |
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| "Can't you see this new wheel is better? It has THREE SIDES. The old wheel only had ONE SIDE." |
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| Argh. Got all the way to the BART station before I realized I left my wallet on my desk. |
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| oh god. there goes productivity: http://weewar.com |
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| TOO MUCH COFFEE |
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| Spent my entire workday BLUDGEONING a crap Perl script to death with my BRAINMEATS. |
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| HTTP/1.1 503 CONFUSED |
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| Re: GTA4 - O: "Greg was getting upset that you can't plant flowers in the highway medians." K: "They'll grow if you bury a dead hooker." |
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| "Anything not saved will be lost." - deep wisdom from the Nintendo Wii |
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| @BillyStone: Have you ever considered going Outside™? Ask your doctor if Outside™ is right for you! ( Outside™ make make your head asplode.) ... |
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| Yay, I got to write code today. |
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| I want a Zagnut. |
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| ""It's not that hard! You just imagine being good, and then don't do that."" -- T-rex, Dinosaur Comics |
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| fork() is a privilege, not a right |
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| Making strawberry-rhubarb cobbler. |
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| netcat: because protocols are for the weak |
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| Had a dream last night that clams were eating my houseplants. |
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