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  1. Seems that every Tuesday, before comedy class, I have something new and awful happening in my life. Thanks for the material, Life.
  2. Just applied to several Craigslist photographer postings. Remembering my main goal... gettin' paid for what I love to do!
  3. I should end all my stories with "at a gay club."
  4. I have a bump on my brow because my dancing friend decided to head butt me last night. At a gay club.
  5. But here's the real question - is there Sierra Mist on the moon?
  6. ATT Wireless offers $20 unlimited messaging and $30 unlimited data. OR, unlimited messaging AND data for a huge discount of $50. Yeah...
  7. Life has taken quite a turn.
  8. The most exciting part of today: The Library. Wow...
  9. I have returned from Europe and already experienced culture shock while in line to board the plane.
  10. I am currently packing my suitcase for Europe. Do I really need one underwear a day?
  11. Snapple cap tells me the brain is 80% water. And 20% AWESOME!
  12. Called my London hotel. I love that "Grosvenor" is pronounced "Grove-ner." I think.
  13. Hey, I love America. But if the flag was in a design competition, it wouldn't win awards. http://tinyurl.com/2alyyp
  14. "That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing."
  15. I don't think I could be more excited than I am right now. I get to transfer all of my music to my phone today! *squeal*
  16. Chinese restaurants give you so much food, you'd never imagine they had a one-child-only policy.
  17. I find it hilarious that the CIA even has a website.
  18. This guy is buying a bathroom mirror, salt and pepper shaker, and a Madonna CD that costs $22. Oh hello, date night!
  19. I spoke too soon.
  20. @theflashdance Wish I was there. Bon Iver is awesome.