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  1. Just kidding Canada. Send me a barrel of your finest if you're interested to know just how much love it can buy. about 1 hour ago from m.slandr.net
  2. @juliejulie Don't even talk to me about Canada, with its happy sugar trees. You can't buy love with syrup. about 1 hour ago from m.slandr.net in reply to juliejulie
  3. @juliejulie Damn straight. When I saw "New Moon" at No. 4 I glared angrily as I passed McDonalds, that glorious symbol of America. about 1 hour ago from Brizzly in reply to juliejulie
  4. Still high on my blackbird encounter. Current theory: it mistook my hair for a bird nest. http://brizzly.com/pic/IRD about 1 hour ago from Brizzly
  5. Oh you're adorable America, with your made-up holidays and your "pilgrims". about 6 hours ago from m.slandr.net
  6. @seoulbrother and @hotdogsladies both have colds. Who licked the mucus of who? DM me if you have insider information. about 8 hours ago from m.slandr.net
  7. @CelciusCoffee It jumped off my shoulder on to back of bench and then gave me a good talking to. Either very hungry or very insane. about 8 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to CelciusCoffee
  8. First: automatic door wouldn't open for me. Second: bird on shoulder. Third: different automatic door shut on me. I'm dead, aren't I? about 8 hours ago from m.slandr.net
  9. A young blackbird just landed on my shoulder! Holy shit. about 9 hours ago from m.slandr.net
  10. Not trying to be your mum or anything, but arse-kickings to any of my fellow Wellingtonians out without sunscreen today. about 10 hours ago from m.slandr.net
  11. Back sweat is lovely with a following breeze. 12:09 PM Nov 24th from m.slandr.net
  12. @hotdogsladies "Oh no, she has a parasitic twin. We just like to keep it tucked into her nappy. Wanna see?" 11:20 AM Nov 24th from m.slandr.net
  13. Or: crumb filtration device for one's cleavage. 11:14 AM Nov 24th from m.slandr.net
  14. Lazy Web: crumbless toast. Go. 11:10 AM Nov 24th from m.slandr.net
  15. You yell, "Wanna fuck?" as you drive past. I hear, "My penis is so tiny it's technically an innie" as I keep on walking. 3:25 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  16. @homage Love you? I am licking your face right now. What more do you want from me? 12:40 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  17. There's nothing quite like the arrival of the diabetic jam stall in the mall to let you know that Christmas is on the way. 12:28 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  18. @juhasaarinen In fairness, pretty much every third word I've written today has been crap, so statistically you're right on. 11:37 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly in reply to juhasaarinen
  19. Wore the hat I made yesterday out for the first time today. Realised it looks like a vintage swim cap. Turns out I'm okay with that. 11:18 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  20. My split pea soup is so thick you can stand a lego Yoda up it. I just know. 8:52 PM Nov 20th from m.slandr.net