munki
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Just kidding Canada. Send me a barrel of your finest if you're interested to know just how much love it can buy.
about 1 hour ago
from m.slandr.net
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@ Don't even talk to me about Canada, with its happy sugar trees. You can't buy love with syrup.
about 1 hour ago
from m.slandr.net
in reply to juliejulie
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@ Damn straight. When I saw "New Moon" at No. 4 I glared angrily as I passed McDonalds, that glorious symbol of America.
about 1 hour ago
from Brizzly
in reply to juliejulie
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Still high on my blackbird encounter. Current theory: it mistook my hair for a bird nest.
about 1 hour ago
from Brizzly
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Oh you're adorable America, with your made-up holidays and your "pilgrims".
about 6 hours ago
from m.slandr.net
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@ and @ both have colds. Who licked the mucus of who? DM me if you have insider information.
about 8 hours ago
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@ It jumped off my shoulder on to back of bench and then gave me a good talking to. Either very hungry or very insane.
about 8 hours ago
from m.slandr.net
in reply to CelciusCoffee
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First: automatic door wouldn't open for me. Second: bird on shoulder. Third: different automatic door shut on me. I'm dead, aren't I?
about 8 hours ago
from m.slandr.net
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A young blackbird just landed on my shoulder! Holy shit.
about 9 hours ago
from m.slandr.net
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Not trying to be your mum or anything, but arse-kickings to any of my fellow Wellingtonians out without sunscreen today.
about 10 hours ago
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Back sweat is lovely with a following breeze.
12:09 PM Nov 24th
from m.slandr.net
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@ "Oh no, she has a parasitic twin. We just like to keep it tucked into her nappy. Wanna see?"
11:20 AM Nov 24th
from m.slandr.net
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Or: crumb filtration device for one's cleavage.
11:14 AM Nov 24th
from m.slandr.net
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Lazy Web: crumbless toast. Go.
11:10 AM Nov 24th
from m.slandr.net
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You yell, "Wanna fuck?" as you drive past. I hear, "My penis is so tiny it's technically an innie" as I keep on walking.
3:25 PM Nov 23rd
from mobile web
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@ Love you? I am licking your face right now. What more do you want from me?
12:40 PM Nov 23rd
from mobile web
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There's nothing quite like the arrival of the diabetic jam stall in the mall to let you know that Christmas is on the way.
12:28 PM Nov 23rd
from mobile web
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@ In fairness, pretty much every third word I've written today has been crap, so statistically you're right on.
11:37 PM Nov 22nd
from Brizzly
in reply to juhasaarinen
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Wore the hat I made yesterday out for the first time today. Realised it looks like a vintage swim cap. Turns out I'm okay with that.
11:18 PM Nov 22nd
from Brizzly
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My split pea soup is so thick you can stand a lego Yoda up it. I just know.
8:52 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Sarah Wedde
- Location Lower Hutt, New Zealand
- Web http://notpants.t...
- Bio Drinking from puddles.
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