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  1. Cat trotted in last night with a large bone in her mouth. Is there a clinic I can send her to for her little species-confusion problem?
  2. Apparently my cat ordered herself a fake i.d. Thanks @jackdriver - http://mobypicture.com/?072ctl
  3. Just read the first four chapters of the novel Henry is writing. At age 10. And it is awesome and clever and funny.
  4. Waistbands. Why?
  5. My favourite 10 year old is coming to stay tonight. "I think it's about time I started paying for my own bus fare now, don't you?"
  6. Lying in bed listening to a Morepork try to wake the other lazy-arse birds up.
  7. Oh the elderly, with their walking sticks and their indiscriminate smiles.
  8. Oh the elderly with their woolly hats and their van outings and whatnot.
  9. @thekiwifish My cat--who is a part-time gnome--is putting on her kickboxing outfit and will be right over.
  10. Also, gnomes beat both ninjas and pirates.
  11. 05/07/2009 - http://mobypicture.com/?8i9y93
  12. If Simon Singh and @bengoldacre had a love child, and it turned into a cat, I would totally pat it.
  13. For some reason I've suddenly been overcome with the feeling that @CateMOwen has outstanding taste and discernment...
  14. Sweet cheeses! I just saw a poodle with the official poodle haircut. Out in public. The gentrification of Petone indeed.
  15. I think my calf muscles have abdicated and a family of naked mole rats moved in.
  16. @beano_mike Eau de Lamb Chop is popular on my bus route.
  17. @beano_mike You don't need a gummy grin when you've got red shoes...
  18. Trying to come up with some "Before I'm 36" projects. So far I've got: Eat nothing but nuts for a week.
  19. Old men look lovely with no teeth.
  20. Saw my boyfriend last night. I let him put the lipstick on the cat.