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@Withany my nephew saw that. his review? "I had gummy worms!" my mother called it "wall-eye." WTF?
| I SAW A GIRL CARRYING A FERRET. It was soooooo cute! It nuzzled my hand. |
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| @Withany PLEASE COME. WE NEED YOU. |
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| My cat poly? she poops standing up. |
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| @cloreen rockin! |
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| @eurotoaster it's summer. You could wear khakis, a button shirt, and a suit jacket. Tourists don't dress up, and they go there. |
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| @eurotoaster I know, i'm pretty excited. apparently Ping Pong WAS mentioned! I missed that. he said my review was "probably the best" |
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| @ohheygreat wow, shitting grimace is the BEST BAND NAME EVAH. |
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| i got an email from Thurston Moore. |
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| @jkonrath are the Greys playing???? |
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| so so hot. i keep thinking i'm having an early menopause. |
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| ZOMG, mark leyner and john cusack wrote a movie together. a comedy ABOUT HALLIBURTON! http://tinyurl.com/5tazcu |
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| @ohheygreat my cat Hank was named the smelliest mammal in Washington Heights. Reminds me of Niblet from Futurama. |
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| hipsterbookclub.com is pretty funny this month |
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| it's 110 degrees in my office, and there was a weimaraner running up and down the fire stairs. sounds like endtimez. |
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| @substitute oh noes. I must hear the whole story! Where is the memoir! Will Spitzer end up on a bad VH-1 reality show? |
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| @mattbucher He's gonna be disbarred! Isn't he? He's probably just mad 'cus he's the one that got caught. |
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| ELIOT SPITZER OMG. i am lollerskating all over. prostitutes. heh heh heh. |
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| @ Withany, sadly not. they're just dum. |
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| my job is very stupid. as is my shrink, my physical therapist, my neurologist... |
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