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You're So Being Dumped When: Your boyfriend tells you not to buy him an advent calendar this year, cos his mate's getting him one instead.
14 minutes ago
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@ Nice idea! Have too strong a sense of social decorum though, sadly. Might just use my window for a nice nap. *snores*
31 minutes ago
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@ Call me crazy, but I don't carry sex toy catalogues with me at all times. I've got a bedraggled copy of Heat though.
about 1 hour ago
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@ You were being followed by National Treasure Even More Treasurey Than The Crown Jewels @ then left? Are you crazy?
about 1 hour ago
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@ Ha! Interesting thought. Dread to think what I'll be dreaming of tonight now.
about 1 hour ago
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I feel obliged to keep looking soulfully out of the window, pretending to give a shit about trees.
about 1 hour ago
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On the train, my seat had been nicked by man who really wanted a window. Now he's on the aisle, and I feel like I've really got to USE it.
about 1 hour ago
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Read to know you're not alone? Agree with @ that Disney's Beast is a 'scorching piece of furry ass'? Ta-da!
about 1 hour ago
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@ You're pure class, Windsor.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Whenever I dream about babies I always lose them down the back of the sofa & stuff. Luckily, last night I dreamt about sex.
about 4 hours ago
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@ If it's any time after 8.30, you deserve a fucking medal. I can't get Kevin to string a coherent sentence together past 9pm.
about 11 hours ago
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@ And being dumped for the unborn sucks whatever the situation.
about 14 hours ago
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@ Oooh, I like it!
about 14 hours ago
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@ But the little things, like being lovely & making me laugh, & us agreeing on EVERYTHING which I wouldn't Tweet about, are there.
about 14 hours ago
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@ Plus he's excelllent at Tweetworthy bad gestures (ambulances etc) and terrible at the big ones (whisking me to Paris)...
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to hencehemmo
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@ That is VERY TRUE. But he reckons he's been trying to pull away (oops pardon) a bit lately to make this easier.
about 14 hours ago
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@ I'm starting to hope I wake up wanting kids the way said kids hope to wake up to find Santa's been.
about 14 hours ago
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@ But but but I don't want to be dumped! I LOVE my lovely boyfriend of 8 years and he's about to end it! BOO HOO!
about 14 hours ago
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Have started Twittering self by accident. That's God's way of telling me to put down the wine. Won't! *hugs bottle petulantly*
about 15 hours ago
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@ Etc.
about 15 hours ago
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- Name Rosie Mullender
- Location Just off Carnaby Street.
- Bio I am addicted to pizza. I love being a writer at Cosmopolitan almost as much as I love pizza. My official job title is 'dream weaver'
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