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  1. Good evening, anipals! No barfisodes today. Somebody ate all the pureed tuna, but we're not saying who. Nommed a whole bunch of treats! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @bronx_coco It's not so much what got INTO you as it what came OUT OF you! I hope you're not ill! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to bronx_coco
  3. @FelineUnit No, they're still giving me chemo once a week and pilling me every day. Even on Sunday! WAUGH! But I'm barfing FAR less often. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to FelineUnit
  4. @IamButton I've heard of dill pickles and garlic pickles, but I've never heard of button pickles! I bet they're tasty. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to IamButton
  5. @PowerofNo My boss likes Staff enough to leave the big tub of Moose Munch (from Harry & David) right next to his desk. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to PowerofNo
  6. @ChadTymko Thank you. You obviously are a person with good taste, style, and panache. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to ChadTymko
  7. @PowerofNo Didn't scientists or doctors say somewhere that 95% of the biomass that is your body is actually other life forms? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to PowerofNo
  8. @PowerofNo Now that's just silly. I'm surprised he manages to wear clothes cuz they are magnets for whatever floats around out there! about 13 hours ago from web in reply to PowerofNo
  9. @agostinelli Yes, people using the soles of their shoes to open doors and flush toilets. Another reason not to touch with bare hands. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to agostinelli
  10. @nirisahn Staff says he forgot about the camera in his iPhone. WHOTTA DOOFUS! about 13 hours ago from web in reply to nirisahn
  11. @PowerofNo Do what staff does and take a fresh paper towel with you to open the door. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to PowerofNo
  12. @samthepoodle http://twitpic.com/tda9s - Don't tase her, bro! about 13 hours ago from TwitPic
  13. Staff says the apparent lead actress is curvy and blonde and wearing summer clothes while it's 30 degrees outside. Ouch! about 13 hours ago from web
  14. Staff says they're filming a movie or TV show at the entrance to his building, but he doesn't recognize the actors. about 13 hours ago from web
  15. @bdgrlaw Why not a shoe box? about 13 hours ago from web in reply to bdgrlaw
  16. @PowerofNo Staff could use a corset that pulls all of his fat into another dimension. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to PowerofNo
  17. @petsaretalking I wouldn't give any leftover Halloween candy for Xmas. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to petsaretalking
  18. @liketochirp I have to go to the vet EVERY DAY because Staff can't pill me by himself! about 14 hours ago from web in reply to liketochirp
  19. @TheGreatNoodles I have been feeling much better since the chemotherapy began, so we're hoping for a good outcome. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to TheGreatNoodles
  20. @TheGreatNoodles Staff takes me to the vet for the pills because a single person will never EVER be able to pill me. I hate 'em. MUWAHAHA! about 14 hours ago from web in reply to TheGreatNoodles