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  1. @madmanweb I mess that one up and a few others too, so am sensitive.
  2. @madmanweb Yeah, ever since we did away with kings and took to democracy. Maybe you should try reining it in from now on.
  3. Marvin Gaye should just subscribe to @cnn.
  4. Drop acid. @jayasankar
  5. Malayalam words that intrigue me: മൂടുപടം; കോള്‍മയിര്‍; പിടിച്ചുപറി. You?
  6. @jayasankar You sir, should mix a little.
  7. I like big ifs and I cannot lie. IF I were a hip-hop artist, I'd write a song about it.
  8. Caught myself lying/boasting online twice the last week. Sorry. This is my Twitter confession/penitence/therapy. Hooray for eCatholicism.
  9. It's ridiculous when reality shows are better scripted than regular ones.
  10. "Delenda est Carthago" said the great Cato. "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" said the great Catullus.
  11. The Universe is the ultimate blow job.
  12. Boy, these south Indian women sure do take their right to bear-arms seriously. Some are even hairier than mine.
  13. @madmanweb Whom everybody on the planet knows. Worked out well for her, I'd say.
  14. @nkdeepak Do not be surprised by their hotdogs. That is all.
  15. Coined "dopplergänger" for someone who sounds exactly like you, but it's already taken and meaning's slightly different. Bummer.
  16. @basrur You have a bigger spacebar. You'll miss it if you upgrade. Don't.
  17. James Randi dude, hie thee thine skeptical site to a more robust webhost. I need folks to be able to read this: http://bit.ly/5nUbeJ
  18. @al_lude Aah, hit the spot. Thankee, kindly.
  19. Soldier ant crawls up screen, waving antennae, nice silhouette, pauses. I press Print Screen to capture. D'oh! Ant shrugs, walks away.
  20. I'll admit to glowing with faint unwarranted pride when giant global corporations pick nerdy Indians to demo pathbreaking stuff.