muffybolding
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As a child, I fervently believed that Mincemeat Pie was made from mouse meat...and therefore, refused to eat it.
9:49 PM Dec 11th
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Sitting next to Dame Judi Dench at the doctor's office. I LOVE L.A.
1:14 PM Nov 19th
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
7:52 PM Nov 17th
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Sarah Palin can suck my dick.
7:09 PM Nov 17th
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Now is the time for all good dames to come to the aid of the party.
11:00 PM Sep 17th
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@ Why, you Buenos Aires piece of shit. How dare you judge me for the "Stinky Pussy" tweet. YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *eyebat*
10:52 PM Sep 17th
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@ Elvis had such bad ASS...that poor Cilla had specially placed shower heads installed to literally hydro-blast his BUTT-CHOWDER.
10:48 PM Sep 17th
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@ I LOVE RIBBON CANDY! It reminds me of being 5 and raiding my beloved Great-Grandma Mary's cut crystal candy dish!
10:42 PM Sep 17th
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I am absolutely IN LOVE with my knit sisters, Kimberly A. Scott and CJ Arabia: The Vulgarian Knitting Mafia. Oh, what a tangled web we knit!
9:37 PM Sep 17th
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I had a FAB dream last night in which I got trigger-fucked by Barack Obama -- and just in case any of you have been wondering: YES...HE CAN.
10:07 AM Sep 12th
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Time for a schpritz of chilled Jean Nate on my undercarriage...followed by a COMMANDO Grand Plie over my industrial-strength Vornado fan.
2:49 PM Sep 11th
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What on earth are you doing with Howard Bannister's rocks?
9:35 AM Sep 11th
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@ how hilarious is it that the stinky pussy post was supposed to go to just YOU...not the entire twitter nation! SO AWESOME. xoxo
9:27 AM Sep 11th
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@ one word: PESCE. i love you! xoxo
9:26 AM Sep 11th
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@ don't you know that the reason i love you most is that you're NOT proper, sugar? =:o] xoxo
9:25 AM Sep 11th
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@ HA! thank you, kind sir! shall we schtupp? xoxo
9:24 AM Sep 11th
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Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
10:36 PM Sep 10th
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@ you are an absolute DARLING -- and it was a pleasure working and hanging with you, tootsie! we shall meet again, i am sure!
9:03 PM Aug 20th
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in reply to BrynnSamms
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is absolutely, positively, heart-bursting, over-the-moon in love...with a black, two pound chihuahua named Frances.
4:37 PM Jul 24th
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"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." F. Lebowitz
12:54 PM Jul 22nd
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- Name muffy bolding
- Location los angeles
- Web http://muffyboldi...
- Bio I try to always come from a place of love...but sometimes you got to break it down for a motherfucker.
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