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Top drawer has 21 left socks, 0 right socks. Or could be 21 right and 0 left since socks are by definition unifoot. The point is none match.8:57 PM Nov 18thfrom web
@michaelteller Above average? That might be pushing it. I would stick with average. To quite average.12:54 PM Nov 10thfrom web
Mike and Mikes scripted conversation with Tony Dorsett sponsored by Miller Lite was so fake it was borderline offensive.5:42 PM Oct 5thfrom TwitterBerry
3 hour nap after work = wide awake + power outage + computer battery dead + stomach ache = tweeting for entertainment. True desperation.8:58 PM Sep 28thfrom TwitterBerry
Dear ESPN, I'm officially done with the Bottom Line. It was cool back in 1998...but now its just distracting. Please remove. Thanks.1:11 PM Sep 5thfrom TwitterBerry
Why does ESPN insist on taking up 15% of their Monday Night Football screen with diagonal red lines?5:18 PM Aug 31stfrom TwitterBerry
@bfurn why aren't you pounding any tonight? Let me guess. Ur dad was yelling @ u and ur just not in the mood.6:17 PM Aug 30thfrom TwitterBerry
Fantastic performance so far from Denver's fans. Let's keep the Cutler booing going.5:15 PM Aug 30thfrom TwitterBerry
@jasonsobel It looks like Tiger's been putting with a slightly open stance recently. Has he always done that? Or am I an idiot?1:58 PM Aug 30thfrom TwitterBerry
Noticing that both QBs snap counts are consistently ending with the word "Go". Is "Hut" disallowed during preseason games?5:45 PM Aug 9thfrom TwitterBerry
Just finished British Open via DVR. 2 things are clear: One, Curtis Strange needs to re-retire from ABC. Two, most heartbreaking end ever.5:03 PM Jul 19thfrom web
