mtoast99
- Can't stop laughing at a craigslist ad for "only corproate experienced foos & beverage managers!"about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Spam du Jour: The wonderful night will never be spoiled by the limpness of your weapon.10:40 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
- @beersage so you wrote a country song yesterday?9:46 AM Jul 14th from UberTwitter in reply to beersage
- A live action GI Joe movie? Knowing is half the battle and I know that movie is gonna suck9:49 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
- @hellohahanarf your blog post makes me thirsty9:14 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter in reply to hellohahanarf
- @weeta monkey BRAINS!!7:35 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter in reply to weeta
- @chelsadilla bonus, that's a funny word.6:43 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter in reply to chelsadilla
- Alcohol awareness class with high school dropouts, holy mother of WOULD YOU STFU & LISTEN!! I need an axe and some lighter fluid...6:01 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
- @jellismate you're still a fuckin dick knuckle12:26 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to jellismate
- @jellismate this better be a joke cock knuckle, 4 hours of johnny potsmoker mosely? what the fuck?12:11 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to jellismate
- @it2d true, but you have to do phase 2 before you can do phase 3, you can't get profit without ?????10:00 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to it2d
- @weeta phase 2 is simple you just ????? and there you go!9:43 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to weeta
- @mindymin phase 3 is profit, you won't be saying I'm coocoo when I'm rolling in underpants profit.9:21 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to mindymin
- Time to go to work, work all day, we need underpants hey! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yum tum yummy tum tay!9:17 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
- Modo robot, twansform into a sof terry cloth towel, so that I may dry off my hot bod8:26 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter
- @weeta I'll buy gramma a plane ticket so she can judge your lack of grassiness too6:48 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to weeta
- @mindymin jerktowelface6:02 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to mindymin
- I've given up on having grass grow on my front lawn, I'm just gonna park a wrecked car there & call it white trash deco6:01 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter
- @mindymin you're a towel5:23 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to mindymin
- Tried to get @mindymin lost in the woods, I failed4:26 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter
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- Name mtoast99
- Location ÜT: 40.439986,-80.067759
- Bio Click click, bloody click, beer
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