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LearnHub
@vasta Who's your client? Hopefully LearnHub will be a good fit for her!
08:37 AM May 12, 2008
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AmyJane
Met a 38 weeks pregnant woman who was on her way to buy a puppy. Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or slap her in the face.
07:43 PM March 05, 2008
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Rafe
Our freezer needs to be defragged.
08:11 PM December 07, 2007
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hrheingold
When I arrived in Bali in the middle of the night, my driver asked "What's your website" and checked it on his phone.
05:08 PM December 07, 2007
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gruber
Pushing the worst shopping cart in Whole Foods history. I think the bearings in the right front wheel were replaced with soybeans.
05:29 PM August 31, 2007
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robknight
IM IN UR LITTERBOX PICKIN OUT UR POOP
09:11 PM August 29, 2007
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AmyJane
Just tried to take a picture of John for my Husbands Who Are Insufferable Assholes group on flickr.
01:42 PM July 25, 2007
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AmyJane
Me: What are you doing? John: Taking pictures of the things I keep in my pockets. Really, it must be painful to be so busy.
01:29 PM July 25, 2007
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AmyJane
Me: Would you be willing to try quinoa? John: Get a few of those margaritas in me and who knows what the fuck I'll eat.
12:44 PM July 13, 2007
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DBPNonline
my sister got married... i found out through myspace?!?!?!?!?!?!
11:38 AM April 28, 2007
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StephenColbert
Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks.
02:20 PM April 07, 2007
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AmyJane
Drawback: At the playground, he has pointed to my water bottle and yelled, "Mama, is that vodka?"
05:46 PM April 03, 2007
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AmyJane
I have occasionally lied to Jonas about my drink having vodka in it so I don't have to share. He knows vodka is for mamas.
05:46 PM April 03, 2007
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AmyJane
I need more tissues. Do they make Puffs with Ether?
04:07 PM March 31, 2007
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gruber
Smell you later.
08:16 PM March 29, 2007
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AmyJane
If you get over a thousand emails per day, the least you could do is turn of that fucking trumpet noise. No one wants to hear that all day.
08:13 PM March 29, 2007
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AmyJane
It's time to get off the organic hippie deodorant when the boy says, "Daddy, I don't like your smell."
08:21 AM March 29, 2007
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AmyJane
What's worse than going to a bachelorette party at a male strip club? Going with your mom.
09:19 PM March 20, 2007
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AmyJane
I won Trivial Pursuit. Law school pays off!
08:25 PM March 17, 2007
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AmyJane
Since this is the ony way I can contact you: the dishwasher is making a funny noise.
07:57 PM February 28, 2007
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