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  1. "Why is the meat gone?" - Alex Ferris. Good question Alex. Good question Alex.
  2. Wednesday is the new Friday. 8pm is the new pantsless and drunk.
  3. Bacon is nature's candy.
  4. This weekend was spec... ta... cular...!
  5. I'm now 4 days ahead of schedule at work. So for the record http://xkcd.com/303/
  6. Chanukkah dredel drinking game. This tradition is WAY better!
  7. Can I saber a bottle with an off-center IKEA breadknife? Yes!
  8. Happy Thanksgiving Round 2 everyone!
  9. I wake up, and the first thing I see in my mom's kitchen is a bottle of Urine Gone. To arms!!!!
  10. Watching A Boy and his Dog and eating my parmesan, parsley, sea salt, pepper, truffle oil popcorn. Life is GOOD!
  11. From the index of my copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War: "Awesomeness p. 89, 112"
  12. Dear gamer nerds, STFU. I don't care what your kill/death ratio is in some game, it's not getting you the six-kinds-of-laid you wish it did.
  13. Two birds, one stone. http://i.imgur.com/WrjDf.png
  14. \\The drink goes in\\ \\The devil comes out\\ \\Days go by\\ \\Still the past don't seem so far...\\
  15. Homework: Understand this. http://apostrophe.me/
  16. http://i.imgur.com/kUCWB.jpg Just rub it on (This joke stolen from Krissy)
  17. Cooking tools: Roasting pan, check. Kosher salt, check. Hammer, check.
  18. Rocky Horror at Case with the Gang!
  19. A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
  20. At Ballantine's right now dressed as Short Round from Indiana Jones. I'm the only one here in costume... Better practice my FOB