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  1. I am hungry. Pardon me, stomach, but do you not remember dinner? It just happened a couple of hours ago. Pay attention next time. Sheesh. about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. I've totally exhausted myself today. I can only imagine what I did to you poor people. Shockingly, no mass exodus on the follow front. xo about 15 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. And reduce my beverage consumption before long LA drives. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. And I totally should have peed at the restaurant. Please, God, spare me from traffic. I've got to sharpen my pre-planning skills. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. A flair for the dramatic is somewhat innate. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. I am a writer after all. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. Great meeting and totally worth the wait. Sometimes all my griping is for naught/solely for the purpose of entertaining myself. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. But I'm a Buddhist. And that forces me to be patient in situations like this. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. There are so many other things I could be doing. Leaving, for example. I could do that. Right now. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. Or getting my car washed. The Ghetta is in a state. Or going to the gym. Or banging me head against the wall. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. Like taking off this hooker red nail polish. Or pulling out Joe Lieberman's eyebrows with @Ish. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. I'm not very good at waiting. It makes ma cranky because I think of *all* the other things I could be doing instead. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. And I'm still waiting. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. I rule. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. Did I mention the meeting was scheduled for 10:30? And that I made it from my 9 in the Palisades to WeHo AND found parking AND was on time? about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  16. Also, I don't know who my boredom is harder on, me or you, the good people of the Twitterverse. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. They know who they are. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  18. However, the chronically late do end up in the "dead to me" category. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  19. And by "late people" I don't mean "the dead". about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  20. You know, the best part about social media is that it gives us something to do while we are waiting for late people. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter