mskrebstar
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My girl @ was brilliant on Glee tonight. As usual! I'd ask her to marry me, but sadly it's not legal in California *sigh*
10:39 PM Sep 30th
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.@ is my favorite honky. This is very exciting
11:56 AM Sep 25th
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RT: News piece about possible vaccine to prevent HIV lost it's luster when the writer closed the report with "...ladies?" (via @)
6:39 AM Sep 25th
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If you like Paramore idc but please don't say they have one of the most important albums of the year. I may kill you in the name of Darwin.
6:38 AM Sep 25th
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Yes, we cane!
5:17 AM Sep 25th
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Locating your cell phone: the sole purpose of the landline.
8:42 PM Sep 22nd
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RT:What?! I CAN'T pick Gandalf as Quarterback or bikini clad Jessica Biel as my Kicker? How can you call this Fantasy Football? @
9:02 AM Aug 27th
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If you're looking for an iPhone im program, don't get ebuddy. It never ever signs you out, even when you tell it to, & you look like a dick
7:31 AM Aug 27th
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Wait wait wait... The best treatment for heroin addiction is... Heroin? What??
1:18 PM Aug 20th
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Sometimes it's a good thing when you know the baristas at starbucks... Other times, not so much.
11:07 AM Aug 16th
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Can someone tell me why people still hire DJs? I can hit shuffle, too
5:16 PM Aug 15th
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The unit of time my niece uses is "episodes of Bindi the Jungle Girl".
2:28 PM Aug 15th
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Now my niece is torn. She can't decide if she wants to be Bad Horse, Elphaba Thropp, or Dana Scully for Halloween. Epic geek baby ftw <3
4:36 AM Aug 13th
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My niece(7) just planned our Halloween costumes. Bug(4) is Dr Horrible, she is Bad Horse, and I am Penny. Somewhere @ is weeping
6:50 PM Aug 12th
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Forget about water boarding. Try being a huge X-Phile and an even bigger skeptic. Now that's torture, my friends.
3:10 PM Aug 11th
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My niece says she is almost eight.
I didn't realize it was almost June.
12:55 PM Aug 11th
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3:26 PM Aug 10th
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Question: How do you fuck up a roast of *Joan Rivers*? Seriously. That takes skill, Comedy Central.
6:15 AM Aug 10th
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RT: If days of the week were great American leaders, Monday is Sarah Palin after a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (via @)
6:13 AM Aug 10th
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I am watching the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers. Does this make me a bad Gillian Anderson fan? Hmmm
8:03 PM Aug 9th
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