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  1. My girl @KChenoweth was brilliant on Glee tonight. As usual! I'd ask her to marry me, but sadly it's not legal in California *sigh*
  2. .@jk_rowling is my favorite honky. This is very exciting
  3. RT: News piece about possible vaccine to prevent HIV lost it's luster when the writer closed the report with "...ladies?" (via @thejohnblog)
  4. If you like Paramore idc but please don't say they have one of the most important albums of the year. I may kill you in the name of Darwin.
  5. Yes, we cane!
  6. Locating your cell phone: the sole purpose of the landline.
  7. RT:What?! I CAN'T pick Gandalf as Quarterback or bikini clad Jessica Biel as my Kicker? How can you call this Fantasy Football? @thejohnblog
  8. If you're looking for an iPhone im program, don't get ebuddy. It never ever signs you out, even when you tell it to, & you look like a dick
  9. Wait wait wait... The best treatment for heroin addiction is... Heroin? What??
  10. Sometimes it's a good thing when you know the baristas at starbucks... Other times, not so much.
  11. Can someone tell me why people still hire DJs? I can hit shuffle, too
  12. The unit of time my niece uses is "episodes of Bindi the Jungle Girl".
  13. Now my niece is torn. She can't decide if she wants to be Bad Horse, Elphaba Thropp, or Dana Scully for Halloween. Epic geek baby ftw <3
  14. My niece(7) just planned our Halloween costumes. Bug(4) is Dr Horrible, she is Bad Horse, and I am Penny. Somewhere @deliciafay is weeping
  15. Forget about water boarding. Try being a huge X-Phile and an even bigger skeptic. Now that's torture, my friends.
  16. My niece says she is almost eight. I didn't realize it was almost June.
  17. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  18. Question: How do you fuck up a roast of *Joan Rivers*? Seriously. That takes skill, Comedy Central.
  19. RT: If days of the week were great American leaders, Monday is Sarah Palin after a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (via @thejohnblog)
  20. I am watching the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers. Does this make me a bad Gillian Anderson fan? Hmmm