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  1. A Russian mail order bride just sent me an email. Lyudina is looking for love. I say Gmail is all the wrong places. about 13 hours ago from web
  2. Move over, nephew. Santa is all mine. http://networkedblogs.com/p... about 20 hours ago from web
  3. Where I am pronounced RIGHT and LiLa is pronounced.. Well ask her about WD. http://networkedblogs.com/p... 7:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. @SharonKendrew I'm like the snarky version of Martha Stewart, didn't you know? 3:47 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to SharonKendrew
  5. @SharonKendrew I do not want to be around when you come down off that high. 3:45 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to SharonKendrew
  6. Betty Crocker Fudge lasts forever in the fridge, FYI. I'm taking it down a spoon full at a time. 10:48 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. @sarah_why He's still going on, "Willy Wonka? Pirates? Are you kidding me?" Mr. J flails and screeches when he sees WW trailers. 2:33 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to sarah_why
  8. @sarah_why And I quote, "That guy is a freak. I've never known anybody uglier." New Moon? Screaming girls so I'll need to watch again... 2:31 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to sarah_why
  9. Hubby turned all movies with Johnny Depp on cover around in Blockbuster. Then checked mail to find People's SMA, "Get it away from me!" 2:17 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. It is time for another outreach venture. Boys, do not use the term tramp stamp or touch a girl's rear end when trying to buy her a drink. 12:42 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. I am four rows from screen and flanked by at least two hundred fourteen year olds. God help me. 7:24 PM Nov 20th from mobile web
  12. Off to see New Moon. Let the screeching begin. 5:19 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. My friends are going to see Twilight at 1 a.m. and I'm annoyed that I'm the old lady going to bed at 11 so I can be a grown up tomorrow. 9:55 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. I see "Holiday Sale" I get excited. Followed by "Oxycontin, Codeine & Xanax" I am sad. Someone is pulling their Visa out. Score Spammers. 11:20 PM Nov 17th from web
  15. @SharonKendrew Interesting choice of words. I had to read this twice since my brain shot to commercials about broken condoms and choices. 8:47 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to SharonKendrew
  16. @ElanaJ Ok, did you always call it interwebs or was it LiLa's influence? Be honest. I'm thinking it is a regional thing. 8:44 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to ElanaJ
  17. Goodbye to my single girl couch. It was fun. http://networkedblogs.com/p... 10:19 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. If you wear your Bluetooth driving we're cool. At lunch and on the pot? Not so much. No one wants to talk to you that badly. 7:52 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. Someone googled "Sookie Stackhouse Slutty Pics" from Courtyard Marriott and got my blog. Who's husband is alone with a laptop in Irvine? 10:00 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. It begins with swine flu and ends with awwww.... http://networkedblogs.com/p... 8:00 PM Nov 13th from web