mshonle
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@ I believe it is customary to give your host a gift your last day of your stay.
about 6 hours ago
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The cheaper the shirt, the harder it is to iron.
11:30 AM Dec 12th
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If at a restaurant you get an order with "no cheese" & the item doesn't have it anyway, do you get confused, disoriented, and argumentative?
10:18 AM Dec 12th
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@ Depends... are you investigating a serial killer? That's when push pins really come in handy.
6:48 AM Dec 10th
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Dear Dialog Box That Asked Me If I Was Sure: You made me doubt myself!
6:20 AM Dec 9th
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The Laws of Tenure: Stay after the non-exempt employees have left.
3:19 PM Dec 7th
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One of the truest ways to honor someone is to lie to them.
6:43 PM Dec 6th
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If we really liked mornings, we probably wouldn't be drinking coffee or orange juice or other acidic things to try to kill it.
9:14 PM Dec 5th
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Breaking out my New England clothes, some of them for the first time in 6 years. Old lumberjack look, will you go with my new shoes?
11:15 AM Dec 3rd
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What t.v. channel is the revolution on? My DVR can't find it.
11:53 AM Dec 2nd
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Struggle to get things done. That means it's time for Human Subjects Training... Online!
11:57 AM Nov 30th
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The "philosophy" of Ayn Rand: "It is ridiculous to think that ducks speak perfect English. Therefore, all ducks speak halting English."
3:23 PM Nov 29th
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Across the street? An inflatable Jesus. Bigger than life size.
3:21 PM Nov 29th
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Do you remember when conservatives were in a frenzy over judges having empathy?
8:57 AM Nov 29th
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Does the year "2009" already look old to you? It feels like I'm writing the date down wrong when I use it.
7:26 AM Nov 22nd
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Uh, why is the Wolfram Alpha app on iTunes selling for $50?
7:21 AM Nov 21st
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"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."—Leo Tolstoy
5:37 PM Nov 13th
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Hmm, credomobile.com: a cell service that supports gay rights! They even help with contract buyout. Buhbye Verizon!
6:07 AM Nov 13th
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A colleague texted that he was going to be late: "Tenure stuck in traffic at de zevalla blvd." Hmm, is something else on his mind too?
5:44 PM Nov 11th
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Don't like how sausage is made? Easy. Just don't eat sausage.
5:56 PM Nov 8th
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- Name Macneil Shonle
- Location San Antonio, TX
- Web http://www.cs.uts...
- Bio I'm a dad, a husband, a vegan, and a junior computer science professor in software engineering.
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