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wow. I really want some chili con queso right now.5:13 AM May 22ndfrom web
say your 13 and you're parents just told you they're getting divorced and you need to fake your own suicide. there's an app for that!5:55 PM May 19thfrom web
say your girlfriend's dog won't stop humping your leg and you need to tame him. there's an app for that5:51 PM May 19thfrom web
say some bitch just insulted your mama. and you need to slap her upside the head. There's an app for that!5:45 PM May 19thfrom web
"say you're sitting on the toilet, and your hand is too tired to wipe. well... there's an app for that"5:43 PM May 19thfrom web
oh, oatmeal... how I wish you were scrambled eggs and bacon.5:44 AM May 19thfrom web
