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  1. If u see a woman, get glasses. If u see a vase, buy flowers for the woman. #fb http://yfrog.com/5klkshj
  2. My horse is 2 1/2 horse power. #fb
  3. As a professional air guitarist, I try to keep it real. #fb
  4. I bought a cheap video player. When I pause and resume, the actors forget their lines.
  5. Put your whole heart in...grunt when using the copy machine.
  6. I have a plain candle that becomes decorative when it melts.