ms_bbwliz
- What is saddest in life? A stoner looking down and realizing there are no more nuts in the trail mix, just gross dried fruit.10:28 PM Nov 5th from web
- Was just called by the most breathlessly effeminate sissy. Begged for my strap-on. I fucked him like R. Lee Ermy reaming out a new recruit.11:19 AM Nov 4th from web
- I'll give V a chance, but I don't hold out much hope. It's a right-winger's wet dream. The anvils of subtext were not very subtext-y.10:42 PM Nov 3rd from web
- V: How do we know the aliens are evil? Because they want to give us...Universal Health Care! *insert ominous musical chord here*10:39 PM Nov 3rd from web
- I'll be taking calls around 1PM ET, so you can wish me a happy 37th birthday! (NSFW) 11:32 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Happy Birthday to me. Only one still awake. Curled up on the sofa with a bong and Carl Sagan, the Cosmos episode with the apple pie.11:30 PM Nov 2nd from web
- And then after I did, I'd go "See? THAT is why I fucking smoke pot. Now GTFO and let me smoke, you asshole."6:06 PM Nov 1st from web
- If I could have any superpower, it would be that I could make people feel my chronic, unrelenting, buzzing-ice-in-my-nerves pain.6:06 PM Nov 1st from web
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this person needs to vacate my fucking house so I can fucking smoke myself out of pain. GO THE FUCK AWAY.6:04 PM Nov 1st from web
- Oh dear Jesus I have GOT to get everyone that doesn't normally live here out of my fucking house. I can't stand having people around.3:21 PM Nov 1st from web
- @ I love the restrained sensuality of your near miss...but I fear I wouldn't have had the desire for discretion.9:20 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to JohnLarroquette
- RT @ I'm convinced that Halloween is now just an excuse for girls to channel their inner slut without being judged for one day.3:44 PM Oct 31st from web
- Probably won't be taking calls tonight unless I can get my arms to stop hurting quite so fucking much.3:38 PM Oct 30th from web
- We just watched the relevant parts of TCM II together so she could get in the mood. She is just as big a horror geek as I am. So proud.3:52 PM Oct 29th from web
- The daughter is off to be a Texas Chainsaw Massacre victim at her school's haunted house. She screams like a true Scream Queen.3:51 PM Oct 29th from web
- RT @ THIS IS IT: Because we can't all afford to fly to California and dig through a dead man's trash.9:20 PM Oct 28th from web
- Here's a trailer for Pontypool that makes it look a lot more action-y than it really is. Fantastic movie tho!1:02 PM Oct 27th from web
- @ Just saw your question LOL! I was watching "Pontypool" -- I loved it, very creepy and atmospheric.12:49 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to MsLorelei
- Not taking calls today, in pain and not able to concentrate. I will be back for calls tomorrow no matter what though -- 2PM ET onward.12:47 PM Oct 27th from web
- OH MY GOD. When this movie finally gets to the gore there's literal fucking buckets of blood-puke! No gore for the 1st hour & then SPLORT!1:16 AM Oct 24th from web
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- Name Ms. Liz
- Location Las Vegas
- Web http://www.bbwliz...
- Bio Fat Fetish Phonesex Goddess, WebMistress, BBW Model. My web link for more info, my tweets, and pretty much everything about me is NSFW - you must be 18+.
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