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  1. @BabaGanoush I'm recovered physically, but emotionally I'm embarrassed and depleted...also scraped1:13 PM Jun 7th from web in reply to BabaGanoush
  2. god damn, that was nuts...dangit, so close!10:16 PM May 22nd from web
  3. come on Griffey!!10:13 PM May 22nd from web
  4. I got a rug! finally going to look nicer in my room. (insert bald joke here.)8:32 PM May 12th from web
  5. I'm going to tag all my posts from now on with #awesome ...there's gotta be some dork out there searching for that.3:51 PM Apr 29th from web
  6. @gmkelly Careful, I might submit you to http://stfumarrieds.tumblr....10:24 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to gmkelly
  7. Port Townsend for bocce ball and frolf!10:56 AM Apr 25th from TwitterFon
  8. http://tinyurl.com/6y7xkd just watch it, it's amazing...3:01 PM Apr 21st from web
  9. Everyone please follow @cat_haiku -it's my other Twitter account, and will provide you with a quality cat haiku each day. Book it!5:08 PM Apr 16th from web
  10. @rochtrev Fiction is dead! Read "The World Without Us" by Alan Weisman...11:59 PM Apr 15th from web in reply to rochtrev
  11. @azizansari He wears so many hats...maybe "Leg-Puller" is one of them...12:45 AM Apr 15th from web in reply to azizansari
  12. @rochtrev What about this one? I made it last night in my frustration with Facebook... http://tinyurl.com/cv55np5:20 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to rochtrev
  13. Took me a while to realize the charges in my online statement from "CHKCARDSBUX" were actually from Starbucks. I read "Check Cards Bucks"4:26 PM Apr 14th from web
  14. @FrankYoshida what the shit? latvia? swidler? Drew? I'm lost...2:55 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to FrankYoshida
  15. Who wants to buy me a DVX-100b? I already have a 35mm adapter for it AND a gorgeous Nikon lens!2:45 PM Apr 14th from web
  16. I made a facebook quiz about how stupid facebook quizzes are! Help me spread it around! http://tinyurl.com/cv55np12:21 AM Apr 14th from web
  17. No one wants to steal MY identity...it's kind of sad3:08 PM Apr 13th from web
  18. @rochtrev The pic keeps this from violating Twitter decency policy!10:44 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to rochtrev
  19. @DrewMcM I am not shocked that Drew is made for sarcasm however!10:20 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to DrewMcM
  20. yeah, didn't work...how am I going to make my seperate cat haiku twitter account if I can't control the spacing? boo Twitter!2:43 PM Apr 12th from web