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bvickery
quote of the night awarded to @mrwarren "[the] home row can kiss my ass"
10:23 PM July 15, 2008
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lonelysandwich
You can keep your broccolis and your spinach, thanks. I'll take okra and bok choy any day. The marginalized vegetables, if you will.
09:10 PM July 15, 2008
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jasonsantamaria
Shocked woman to me: "Your shirt says... 'fucking' on it". Me to shocked woman: "I'm just as shocked as you".
02:45 PM July 11, 2008
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chockenberry
Hello
12:06 PM June 13, 2008
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shauninman
Babysitting my MBP while it tries (and fails) to restart.
11:17 PM June 04, 2008
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thegreatsunra
@mrwarren Seriously, he planned it from the beginning. "Hypothermia?" As if! Hypothermia is a myth for getting Ben Affleck in bed with you.
12:18 PM May 12, 2008
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splorp
From Emigre: OpenType versions of Jonathan Barnbrook’s seminal design, Mason. Scientific inferiors, arbitrary fractions. http://xrl.us/bi3ao
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08:05 PM April 07, 2008
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Hicksdesign
and the beard is now gone. I had to wait until after SXSW, lest I become known as 'The plump Brian Warren'. No one has noticed yet though!:D
10:27 AM March 16, 2008
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Ihnatko
@rlepage Never pick a fight with a Canadian. He's drunker and he has better health coverage.
01:11 PM March 14, 2008
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wishingline
OH: bixby is totally loaded
02:23 AM March 12, 2008
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joshualane
OH: It tastes like hot fresh ball sack.
02:08 AM March 10, 2008
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joshualane
OH: Why do you know so much about Connecticut? Why don't I?
01:46 AM March 10, 2008
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creativejuice
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
02:03 AM March 10, 2008
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Hicksdesign
this live.yahoo thing is a bit scary isn't it?
11:36 AM February 11, 2008
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Brilliantcrank
Ok, Scientology has way too many acronyms. TC is a DS.
08:47 PM January 16, 2008
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smadden
One last stop. 200 miles to home
04:36 PM December 29, 2007
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hotdogsladies
Just as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself in a film and notice Rutger Hauer anywhere nearby, start moving the other way.
05:26 PM December 08, 2007
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hotdogsladies
One pair of Teva® sandals should be included in every severance package.
05:20 PM December 05, 2007
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hotdogsladies
Babies cry because that's their only way to get your attention about _everything_. We want Ellie to try quietly clearing her throat instead.
08:28 AM December 03, 2007
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Hicksdesign
watching brian warren and realising that I truly have a US counterpart http://tinyurl.com/2agtn9
09:23 AM November 14, 2007
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