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is concerned that his cynicism rewards him more often than his optimism.about 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
'Humans are 7s. Monkeys are 6s.' "What's an 8?' 'Koalas. They're telepathic and control the weather." Holla back if you know WTF this is.7:10 PM Nov 14thfrom Echofon
BREAKING: Liberal Party Scientist smash climate change myth now working on perpetual motion machine using Wilson Tuckey's ignorance.10:27 PM Nov 11thfrom Echofon
Watching NCIS LA for the first time. Who cast Chris O'Donnell, Mr No Charisma? Linda Hunt as the crusty old boss is genius, though.4:58 AM Nov 11thfrom Echofon
Chevy Chase on Martha Stewart Show. It's all your entertainment dreams converging into one joy package.1:32 AM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
BREAKING: Liberal Party Scientists smash climate change theory and gravity myth. Market forces cause objects to fall to Earth.10:13 PM Nov 10thfrom Echofon
BREAKING: Liberal Party Scientists smash climate change theory. Warn 'Earth-goes-around--the-Sun mofos' that they are 'next'.2:35 PM Nov 10thfrom HootSuite