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  1. Life is like fishing: sometimes you catch the marlin and sometimes you catch the gym bag someone threw off the bridge.10:45 AM Nov 5th from web
  2. @mike_Iaconelli If you drink PBR in a can that means you need to get out of the can and try drinking it in the living room!10:43 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to mike_Iaconelli
  3. I'm grumpy this morning. Got an offer to do twice as much work for no money up front and the definite chance of not getting paid in the end.5:40 AM Nov 4th from web
  4. GOPeabrains are trumpeting the election of two governors. It's an earthquake they say. Do you even know what an earthquake is? I thought not5:39 AM Nov 4th from web
  5. Of course the Yankees are going to win. They only have about 3 billion dollars to spend on player salaries. Not fair to the other teams!2:05 PM Nov 1st from web
  6. @mike_Iaconelli You mean Kevin VD?8:02 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to mike_Iaconelli
  7. @trailridgerider what's to know? you pop the cork, you drink it, you throw the bottle away. then you pee.10:30 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to trailridgerider
  8. @autumnday http://twitpic.com/n4xdg - Kitty!9:06 PM Oct 27th from TwitPic
  9. Got an interesting email this morning: "Your life will be worthwhile if your penis grows a little." There is wisdom in these words, Martha.6:01 AM Oct 26th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/mgxuc - I've been slimed! My boat too!7:20 AM Oct 22nd from TwitPic
  11. http://twitpic.com/mgxrm - A tiger muskie with a head the size of a german shepherd!7:19 AM Oct 22nd from TwitPic
  12. Caught the biggest fish of my life yesterday. A 42 inch muskie! He jumped like a tarpon. My first thought, I need a bigger boat! Landed him.7:16 AM Oct 22nd from web
  13. The Fart Tee is now available at my tee shop! http://www.cafepress.com/co... This is the farticon symbol. *)<38:24 AM Oct 16th from web
  14. this is the international emoticon symbol for the fart now. *)<3 I invented it. I claim ownership all monies earned from this are half mine8:38 PM Oct 15th from web
  15. Gonna go fishing for muskies Monday. Kot my first ones this year. I was hooked at that moment too. There's lots of em at Alum Creek! Jumpers8:30 PM Oct 15th from web
  16. When life throws me a curve and knocks me down, I do 3 things; I pick myself up, I dust myself off and I start cursing a #@$%*! blue streak.8:23 AM Oct 15th from web
  17. every so often I come up with a thought that is witty and humorous and insightful. this is not one of those times.11:50 AM Oct 13th from web
  18. just got a haircut. lookin pretty snazzy. feelin pretty snazzy. just lookin around sayin, yeah, I look good. uh huh.10:00 AM Oct 13th from web
  19. the sun is setting at 7 o clock! what the hell happened? last thing I remember, I was saying Yippee Summer's Here! Damn you planetary Orbit!3:27 PM Oct 6th from web
  20. @trailridgerider ahh the life of a canadian rock star. most likely beer and jelly donuts til you puke, eh? and stumble back to the igloo.7:15 AM Oct 4th from web in reply to trailridgerider