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Back to being an openly unpleasant sod! 8:34 PM Jan 4th via web
I think I was only "jolly" because Christmas was always Will's favour- nothing. 8:33 PM Jan 4th via web
I've long worn out my jolliness for the holidays GOOD RIDDANCE 8:32 PM Jan 4th via web
I had a delightful day because I am jolly. 3:49 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
FUC- no, calm down. FIDDLESTICKS!!! 10:23 PM Dec 6th, 2011 via web
I promise I'll try to be.......... jollier this month. 9:10 PM Dec 6th, 2011 via web
@ghostpear Thank you 12:25 AM Nov 2nd, 2011 via web in reply to space_pizza
@aternoxdescends What is a Na-No-Wri-Mo 12:24 AM Nov 2nd, 2011 via web in reply to aternoxdescends
And then I throw the book into the fireplace. 12:22 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via web
Example: a hero goes on an epic quest to slay a terrible dragon and in the end, the protagonist wakes up and it was all just a dream. 12:22 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via web
That is like saying that it is perfectly fine to make a sandwich and replace the bread with slabs of rock. 12:21 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via web
How to write a novel 3: some people think that if the rest of the book is good, a terribly written ending can surely be forgiven. 12:21 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via web
Example: NO. 9:18 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
but rather staring into his eyes and thinking about how much you'd like to burn his hair. 9:17 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
It's like listening to your acquaintance talk about his dog for the 50th time except you're not actually listening 9:17 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
nor does anyone want to read about the way paint peels off the walls. 9:17 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
How to write a novel 2: no one actually cares how well you describe the exact path a leaf takes when it falls from a tree 9:17 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
Example: if the character is slapped on the face, they will be so shocked and taken aback that they will lose their memory. 12:06 AM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
How to write a novel: make everything far more dramatic than they will actually be in real life. 12:06 AM Oct 25th, 2011 via web
I MOST CERTAINLY CAN WRITE A NOVEL. ANYONE CAN WRITE A NOVEL!! SHUT UP HANA!! 8:42 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web

Name Todd Allison
Location Melbourne, Australia
Bio My name is Mr. Allison and I hate most people. If you think you have something interesting to tell me, please remember that I probably don't care.