I'm going out tonight, fuck faces. Nobody text me anything about UFC tonight. Won't be watching until later.

Not a Newt fan at all but him being pro-space program definitely wins him some points from me. Still ain't voting for him though.

@JimNorton Thanks to Chip for ruining the "green with envy" phrase for me. Now this headline makes me laugh. mycentraljersey.com/article/201201…

I Need To Use Tumblr More. - But I probably won’t. tmblr.co/ZE7ssxFRUcA4

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This old dude on Hoarders is killing me. Every time they show him rolling around on his rascal. skydrive.live.com/redir.aspx?cid…

Catsik ft. Exkitten - Swagga [Official Video]: youtu.be/wDedomXHElA via @youtube

Holy shit the first episode of 'Touch' was awesome. Don't know how long they can keep the "holy shit" moments going but I'm in.

I learned a new word posted by someone I know on google+ & it is a word I will be using in the future. That word boys & girls is rectalbush.

He's in your head imgur.com/0c69A.jpg

Haha! Nice rebuttal to that stupid ass picture. i.imgur.com/hPN1o.jpg

Miss Oklahoma is on the news talking about something. I don't know what the tv is muted. Anyway, she's insanely hot. Fuck!

@TravHaney Just remember where the roads go under the tracks/bridge. There's usually one close.

Nate Diaz vs. Jim Miller Set for UFC on FOX 3 on May 5 mmafighting.com/2012/01/25/nat…

Nice thunderstorm going on right now.

New Lamb Of God album is out to day. It's fucking awesome. youtu.be/-I3WUYQqhek

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