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  1. Arjun, because you let me beat you at poker, this one's for you: http://img193.yfrog.com/i/7....
  2. Mallika Sherawat (@mallikala) is in the Twoffice. I'd post a photo but I'm pretty sure @miss_splendid might kill me. ;-)
  3. @moira are you on the Apple shuttle with the broken AC?
  4. @goldman I don't think my bladder would survive that movie
  5. Via @GreatDismal "It bothers some people that I'd tweet Auto-Tune The News, but Wm. S. Burroughs used to send me Xmas cards with cartoon..."
  6. @GreatDismal the quote has been also attributed to Rudyard Kipling
  7. @jeremy I'm having something like 3 of these "holy-shit, we just got mentioned on _____" moments a day
  8. RT @DougCoupland "The Simpsons haven't had a good Krusty-centric episode in ages." People still watch the Simpsons?
  9. Random thought: "The Anecdotes" would be a great name for an island chain in the South Atlantic. Sort of like a boring Fantasy Island.
  10. I want to die right now. Please no more Mimi @chloe
  11. Via @warrenellis "Ah, sugarfree Red Bull. You've improved, but even chilled you still taste a bit like a dog pissed on a box of old gard..."
  12. @stop width:100px;height:100px;-moz-border-radius:50px; ?
  13. @greentown "<chomp> <munch> pass me another hunk of co-pilot"
  14. Via @tomlorek "[Deckard picks up origami unicorn and unfolds it. It reads: "Yes. You are a replicant. XOXO Gaff"] #1stdraftmovielines"
  15. Happy birthday @meangrape!
  16. @thrusty I really wish she could have remembered what dream caused her to say that.
  17. "My alien was at the Olympics the last two months... You've excluded me!" - @miss_splendid, talking in her sleep
  18. Every time we change our font size by 1px, the headline is "Possible Revenue Model for Twitter?"
  19. Via @adblau1 "Minelli flanked by Willard and Saget. Spamalot at the Ahmanson: making the impossible possible."
  20. Via @sean "In case you don't know what a Pontiac Aztek looks like: http://bit.ly/3Mbo0 (it's the vehicular embodiment of GM's death)"