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Via @GreatDismal "It bothers some people that I'd tweet Auto-Tune The News, but Wm. S. Burroughs used to send me Xmas cards with cartoon..."9:24 PM Jul 12thfrom web
RT @DougCoupland "The Simpsons haven't had a good Krusty-centric episode in ages." People still watch the Simpsons?9:29 PM Jul 10thfrom web
Random thought: "The Anecdotes" would be a great name for an island chain in the South Atlantic. Sort of like a boring Fantasy Island.9:08 PM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
Via @warrenellis "Ah, sugarfree Red Bull. You've improved, but even chilled you still taste a bit like a dog pissed on a box of old gard..."9:32 AM Jul 10thfrom web
"My alien was at the Olympics the last two months... You've excluded me!" - @miss_splendid, talking in her sleep9:45 AM Jul 9thfrom web
Every time we change our font size by 1px, the headline is "Possible Revenue Model for Twitter?"9:56 PM Jul 8thfrom web
Via @adblau1 "Minelli flanked by Willard and Saget. Spamalot at the Ahmanson: making the impossible possible."9:44 PM Jul 8thfrom web
Via @sean "In case you don't know what a Pontiac Aztek looks like: http://bit.ly/3Mbo0 (it's the vehicular embodiment of GM's death)"3:35 PM Jul 8thfrom web