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  1. I am an apple pie-making maven. It smells so freaking good in here I could squeal with joy over myself.
  2. I miss soft boobs that don't hurt. I feel good, but will b processing the insult of cancer for much longer than it'll take my body to heal.
  3. @GlennF Oh, dear. Those are some sad, sad poodles.
  4. Hank asks where you go when you die. Heaven & reincarnation r so much nicer than my true belief, that bugs eat ur dead body & that's it. Hm.
  5. Pouring rain. Crazy loud swimming lesson w/ a couple kids wailing. My nerve endings reconnecting means my incisions hurt. Am I in hell?
  6. @Moltz I always thought the Good Book was Webster's dictionary. Huh.
  7. Playdate went well. Wonder if I'll ever be able to just drop my kid off at a new friend's house. I think I'm too paranoid and untrusting.
  8. I invited a boy from Hank's class over for a playdate today, thinking his mom would stay & chat with me. She just dropped him off. Huh.
  9. Hank ate his first sushi in a restaurant today. In Seattle with grandmom Barry & Grandpop Jim. A milestone.
  10. My heart is broken that there will be no Xmas themed Ramp Champ.
  11. @jimray This is why you should always have a Hello Kitty face mask in your pocket.
  12. @Moltz Has anyone seen my maxi pad?
  13. Call me sensitive, but I get a little extra insulted when I have to pick up the poodle's poop and I see part of one of my shoes in there.
  14. Now on top of everything else, there's no more blueberry green tea. Just fuckin' shoot me in the head.
  15. So I'm "covering" my sneezes and coughs with my elbow, but then my elbow is ATTACHED TO ME & carries my snot and germs thru the house. Huh.
  16. I feel like I've just been through a war, but I have Hank's tamiflu in my hands.
  17. Boy this Rx for tamiflu would be great if any pharmacies fucking had it. I am not sure who I am mad at but I am very mad at someone.
  18. H's joke: Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange tonight, dad took the car. (A cross between the cantaloupe & orange jokes).
  19. @adamisacson This reminds me that I was thinking I waterboarded the poor poodle last time I gave him a bath. He also gave up nothing.
  20. @potjie oh well. Save money buying Xmas presents I guess.