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@npann hey be careful who you're comparing to Biggest Loser losers! Get me too wound up and I'll break that Santa scam to your kids! ;)6:38 PM Dec 15thfrom Echofonin reply to npann
Lunch was spent feeling fat, old and unattractive. ie: working out at the gym.3:06 PM Dec 15thfrom Digsby
Feeling particularly bitchy at the moment. Any kids following me?
Santa Claus is a lie!6:10 PM Dec 14thfrom Digsby
Last full work week of the year. Let's try to waste it efficiently shall we?9:35 AM Dec 14thfrom Digsby
Note to self: no matter how many times times you open the refrigerator door the contents never change.1:59 PM Dec 13thfrom Echofon
Annual holiday depression is trying to creep in disgused as sinus headache. Will try to thwart with shower.11:58 AM Dec 13thfrom Echofon
Endorphines from afternoon workout never kicked in. Was instead treated to sudden late day urge to kick printer.6:08 PM Dec 10thfrom Digsby
On my way to have dinner with the family. I think this may be a good time to break my 3 day booze fast.6:06 PM Dec 9thfrom Digsby
Trying to figure out if the undying hope I have of someday winning the lotto is commendable or pathetic.12:14 PM Dec 9thfrom Digsby
Dear Retailers: I don't want your card
and I don't want to donate to your charity. Isn't it enough that I'm spending money in your store?5:22 PM Dec 6thfrom Echofon
Looking longingly at the PF Changs bar, cursing the fact that a mid-day cocktail would make my 43 yo self feel wrecked for the rest of day.12:30 PM Dec 6thfrom Echofon
Took the green escort out for exercise. She wined a bit but finally started up.12:23 PM Dec 6thfrom Echofon
The human/cat relationship is all about disturbing the other's slumber.12:34 PM Dec 5thfrom Echofon