mrskennedy
Just taught Jackson to ride a skateboard. Looking pretty much like the best mom in the world forever, sorry ladies.
| mrskennedy Jackson's eBay birthday present from Hong Kong just arrived and he's hyperventilating. |
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| mrskennedy Bracing myself for the solstice parade, our yearly freak flag festival with boatloads of hippies-for-a-day who take all the good parking. |
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| mrskennedy A snail! With a shell! Under my jeans! I'm reaching new heights of inattentiveness. |
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| mrskennedy A snail just crawled up my leg. How long did that take without me noticing? |
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| mrskennedy I'm not really much on dog whispering, I find that dog storming off in a huff and pouting is what gets their attention. |
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| mrskennedy I'm fine on six hours sleep! I'M FINE, GODDAMNIT. |
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| mrskennedy Eating leftover coq au vin for lunch. My freezer is a wonderland. |
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| mrskennedy @jodifur What the hell? Not you, not to worry! |
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| mrskennedy Thanks for leaving a comment to tell me my taste sucks! Your comment sucks. |
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| mrskennedy @sarahbrown Happy birthday, lovely! |
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| mrskennedy I'm excused from jury duty, neener neener neener. |
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| mrskennedy Either that was food poisoning or I had a bad reaction to a selfless gesture. |
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| mrskennedy Listening to Jackson bicker with his friend at the pool. let the heartless teasing begin! |
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| mrskennedy Waiting for PeeWee to get his wiener stitches taken out. |
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| mrskennedy Dreamed that they appointed Jackson to be the new Pope. A six-year-old pope! Who doesn't like church! That _is_ a dream. |
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| mrskennedy The Superhero beading method isn't as simple as it looks. But awkward irregularity can be chic, right? |
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| mrskennedy Lakers 101, Spurs 71. We threw up the big numbers tonight, baby. |
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| mrskennedy Rain! Rain all weekend! Welcome to California, sad tourists, can I sell you a $40 hemp umbrella and tickets to the 1:30 Indiana Jones? |
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| mrskennedy Know what makes using a dull knife more of a thrill? A warped cutting board. |
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